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Me, in a nutsack. I mean shell.
- Michael
- Ohio, United States
- I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK? Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
Animike
5 comments:
That is seriously fucked up.
I knew a kid at my Miami high school with that name, except he spelled it with an I instead of an E. He'd be about 40 now, but I think he's in catering and lives a few hours north of Miami. How terrifying.
But you know it's just a promo for DEXTER and I put in all that info, right?
Jen, don't watch that show.
Every once in a while, I'm thankful that my name's not Jeffrey Dahmer or Jack Kevorkian or Jon Benet Ramsey.
Oh good lord, I'm a moron.
I have watched the show, I liked it!
I had this sent to me a couple months ago with "michael guy" as the target and nearly cried running from my desk!
Needless to say the tech support dude here laughed his balls off. But it does the trick, eh?!
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