I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
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Too gay? Never. Is that even possible? Still, it is the very gayest thing I've ever seen (and that was before the glowsticks).
Hot!
(And they're both adorable there in their own ways)
"Lubrifiant"? I'm going to name my third born that I think.
i could hug his body tighter than my favorite jeans. and they were tight even when i could fit in them.
what a tease!
and there is hardly anything gayer than the Tonys.
omg.
"It's HUGE !!!
Jason, I know! Nathan Lane gives me randy pants. There. I said it.
Sam, you got all mimirelativity on our asses. Nice.
Ur-spo, agreed. That's why it's already scheduled to record on my TiVo.
FG, I said I passed out, but when he started lubing his pecs, I actually did get a little woozy. Right?
Peter, ya gotta figure with those thighs comes an enormous schwannstucke.
Stop the presses. I went to see HMS Pinafore today (a whole other brand of Gay), and in the back of the playbill was THIS:
http://www.nycitycenter.org/tickets/productionNew.aspx?performanceNumber=3676
I am SO going to this one.
sorry...let's try that again:
http://tinyurl.com/57cp2h
I *heart* Nathan Lane!
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