I had a lady in my office this morning who was praising her angels. "There were angels!" she practically cried when I walked into the room. She'd been hit by a semi and lived to tell the tale, and she was very grateful to her guardian angels. Me, I'd be pissed if my guardian angel let me get hit by a truck. Bitch better be paying better attention than that.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Through it all she offers me protection
I had a lady in my office this morning who was praising her angels. "There were angels!" she practically cried when I walked into the room. She'd been hit by a semi and lived to tell the tale, and she was very grateful to her guardian angels. Me, I'd be pissed if my guardian angel let me get hit by a truck. Bitch better be paying better attention than that.
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If I ever get hit by a truck, I'd better see an angel like that. And he wouldn't just be flying around either.
HA!
This is the same lady who confidently told me, with a big grin on her face, that I'd be going to hell.
Those feathers! Right, FP?
The feathers, the hair, the gladiator costume. Yes.
And if she's so confident, shouldn't she be angry with the angel? I mean she'd be in heaven if he hadn't interfered.
Right? Only they never get that. Which, not so surprising, really.
I think angels with nice nipples are the best angels of all.
Do angels masturbate? I'm thinking what with the feathers and all. Just saying.
He has hot hair and nice nipples and all, but
why is she dressed like a Texan polygamist's wife?
Is this heaven?
Love the art.
You ever read "Archangel" by Sharon Shinn? Cheezy pseudo sci-fi/fantasy pulp, but oh god the angels are HAWT. good wank material. I recommend it.
my experience with angels is their logic is beyond mortal comprehension. sometimes what they do/how they do it looks zany or downright stupid - but I sene there is a divine logic to it all.
CB, I have not. I think that photo is from just such a novel.
Ur-spo, isn't that always the way with God and his minions?
I am reminded of that firey sex scene from Angels in America. That was hot and hilarious at the same time.
Personally, if my angel looked like he had just stopped in on his way to his big Playgirl photo shoot, I'd be very suspicious.
Wait, Fabio is an angel now? With no hands creepy wings type things. NO HANDS. How's he gonna get your panties off? I guess it would make him inventive.
(/end internal dialogue)
But how does he fix that hair?
That looks high maintenance.
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