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Me, in a nutsack. I mean shell.
- Michael
- Ohio, United States
- I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK? Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
Animike
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Great name for a band, though. Can I use it?
Let's face it...you want to see Star junk and you're curious as to what he's hiding that makes him so appealable to his legions. Could it be a huge schlong? Who knows...but it's nothing if not a train-wreck and who doesn't want to gawk at a train-wreck?
Well, a good friend of mine from my NC days - who, not surprisingly, prefers to remain nameless - actually hooked up a couple times with Clay back in his pre-Idol days. Since said friend is a) a total bottom, and b) a total size queen, I'd absolutely be curious to see what Mr. Aiken is packing that was so appealing.
Ugh he is absolutely repulsive. We are both masochists cuz I would've clicked it too.
Clay Soon-To-Be-A-Father Aiken apparently.
I hope for his sake he's hung like a donkey, because it would kind of be some consolation for him, right?
You're a runner. You eat pain for breakfast. All athletes have some degree of masochism.
Yes, well I googled "Clay Aiken Mooseknuckle Sighting" after reading this.
Luckily nothing.
Clay Aiken is showing off his moose knuckles?
Hot.
So. Yeah. He fathered a child.
I'm getting a 'Damien/OMEN II' vibe on that story.
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