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Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Am I a repressed masochist?
I'm the first to admit I have a fascination with the knife edge between pleasure and pain, but let's face it, it's more in conversation than in practice. At least I think so. So why did I just click on a link for Clay Aiken Mooseknuckle Sighting?
Let's face it...you want to see Star junk and you're curious as to what he's hiding that makes him so appealable to his legions. Could it be a huge schlong? Who knows...but it's nothing if not a train-wreck and who doesn't want to gawk at a train-wreck?
Well, a good friend of mine from my NC days - who, not surprisingly, prefers to remain nameless - actually hooked up a couple times with Clay back in his pre-Idol days. Since said friend is a) a total bottom, and b) a total size queen, I'd absolutely be curious to see what Mr. Aiken is packing that was so appealing.
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
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Great name for a band, though. Can I use it?
Let's face it...you want to see Star junk and you're curious as to what he's hiding that makes him so appealable to his legions. Could it be a huge schlong? Who knows...but it's nothing if not a train-wreck and who doesn't want to gawk at a train-wreck?
Well, a good friend of mine from my NC days - who, not surprisingly, prefers to remain nameless - actually hooked up a couple times with Clay back in his pre-Idol days. Since said friend is a) a total bottom, and b) a total size queen, I'd absolutely be curious to see what Mr. Aiken is packing that was so appealing.
Ugh he is absolutely repulsive. We are both masochists cuz I would've clicked it too.
Clay Soon-To-Be-A-Father Aiken apparently.
I hope for his sake he's hung like a donkey, because it would kind of be some consolation for him, right?
You're a runner. You eat pain for breakfast. All athletes have some degree of masochism.
Yes, well I googled "Clay Aiken Mooseknuckle Sighting" after reading this.
Luckily nothing.
Clay Aiken is showing off his moose knuckles?
Hot.
So. Yeah. He fathered a child.
I'm getting a 'Damien/OMEN II' vibe on that story.
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