I ain't never seen an ass like that

You know how the local news, when teasing a story about obesity, will use that stock footage, shot from the shoulders down, of all these ginormous asses and pendulous guts sloshing down the street? Do you ever picture someone watching the news at home and the horror of recognition that spreads across their face as they recognize those lime-colored stirrup pants as their very own? It must happen, right?