Saturday, August 12, 2006

All I need is what you got

I know it's Saturday, but just try and tell me you've never accomodated some MEAT that came stumbling in after midnight. It's noon, sure, but same principle. Don't even front. We are talking TWO different kinds of MEAT served up on a delightfully buttery bun. That's right, bitches. I'm servin' it up Monte Cristo-stizz this weekend. Here's Queer Eye's Kyan Douglas and his boyfriend. I'm in quite the agitated state the last few days, so I can't be bothered to google his bf's ass. If you do, let me know who smiley Boy Wonder is. What I do care about is these two were lined up and ready had New York done right by the faggots. For me personally, I'm not feeling the whole marriage thing, but it's a fucking travesty that these two PYTs can't have it.Oh, and don't quibble with me about brotha's tired eyes or otha brotha's teeth. They are both fucking hotter than 90% of the rest of us and, ummmm, I'm in a mood, remember?OK, so the last shot isn't with Kyan's boyfriend. That'sBig Brother's Nurse Will Winkle who I include because I find his Tupelo ass completely adorable.


freakgirl said...

The boyfriend is Gregory Durham.

Gay rights activist AND yoga instructor? Sign me up.

Michael Guy said...

So Kyan let's those choppers go down on his pro-styled penis?

Oh, nevermind! Jealous, I guess. But thanks for illustrating just how much wood a woodchuck can chuck.

:: peeling banana, scratching balls ::

yaniboy said...

I have NO problem with La Boyfriend's choppers... however, I do have three words for Kyan in the above pics...



And there goes my theory that he and Jai were playing poke me, poke you behind the scenes... *sigh*

On a slightly abstract tact, have I ever mentioned my big fat gooey crush on Queer Eye's food guru Ted?

Weird huh... While I'd happily bang Kyan and Jai into the middle of next week (or have them bang each other for my amusement Caligula style), it's Ted I'd want to take home to Mama...

And the 'mo can cook....

Oh god, suddenly I sound like you Michael... :P

The Other Andrew said...

Sorry, it was all about Thom, IMHO. I mean hello, INTERIOR DESIGNER. You'd get a great bang, some sexy chunk to hold onto, a laugh or two and GREAT throw pillows. It's a no brainer.

yaniboy said...

You know, I never liked Thom... never mind that his parents couldn't spell TOM... he always seemed like he was trying too hard to be either a bitch or an African American woman... or both...

I could happily have drowned him and Carson in a burlap sack like unwanted puppies :P

Michael Guy said...

CARSON is the anti-Christ! I'm convinced! That brittle blonde muppet-lipped fag set homo-style back to the dark ages. CUT THAT HAIR!

But lil' Jai? know he's got a hairless one that just begs for a good tongue lashing after shots of tequila.

Bodhi said...

Kyan would be my back-up bitch Mikey, but it should really come as no suprise that its cute little 27 year old Jai that truly does it for me.

According to Wikipedia, this little hottie is of both Puerto Rican and Italian descent. The way I figure it, that means we would spend all night f**king and all day eating. Or is that all day f**king and all night eating? Hmmm. Suppose it depends on which way you look at it.

And 27? ... Hello!

Q - 60's girl said...

Really Bodes? But can't you simply do both all day & night long: f**k & eat at the same time? Suppose it depends on which way you look at it ;)

Bodhi said...

uh huh ;-)

Bodhi said...

'You came into my life
And my world never looked so bright
It's true, you bring out the best in me
When you are around
When you are around
All things just keep getting better!

The days keep getting better
Nights keep getting better

All things just keep getting better!'

Q - 60's girl said...

lol now you can't stop thinkin' about doin' both simultaneously with that cute Jai... shouldn't you be working sweetie?

Bodhi said...

Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
And yawn and stretch and try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin'
Out on the street the traffic starts jumpin'
With folks like me on the job from 9 to 5

Workin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin'
They just use your mind and they never give you credit
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it ...

Q - 60's girl said...

"9 to 5, for service and devotion
You would think that I
Would deserve a fat promotion
Want to move ahead
But the boss won't seem to let me
I swear sometimes that man is out to get me"

ooh la la ;) maybe he is baby...