I can't believe I haven't been yammering about the US Open yet. It's Day 4 already. Last night they were finishing up Round 1 matches alongside Round 2, due to Tuesday's rain washout. It's starting slow and there have been no MAJOR upsets, so I feel like I can still make my picks. Stake a claim. Pull my lever. Punch my chad. You get the picture.
WHO I THINK WILL WIN:WHO I WISH WOULD WIN:TOP PLAYER WHO I'LL LIKELY THINK OF WHILE MASTURBATING THIS FORTNIGHT:FORMER TOP PLAYER WHO I'LL LIKELY THINK OF WHILE MASTURBATING THIS FORTNIGHT:And you?
Tomorrow: the ladies!
Oh, and look who else loves the mens of tennis:Sorry, but I just can't get enough of these two. So who's the fag who got Leichen box seats? I'm guessing Courier. What? Don't tell me Jim isn't a manbag-carrying, Dolce-wearing, Chelsea-living friend of Dorothy.