I had never heard of
Nick Beyeler before this week. I stumbled across him over at
BENT. However, in the last few days I've been HAUNTING his website. He's the
World Aerobic Champion, y'all.
What does that mean exactly? You'd think I would know by now (SEE: haunting his website), but I'm not gonna pretend that I've actually
read anything over at his website.
I must admit that I have imagined that there must be other aerobic governing federations out there and at some point Nick and the
International Aerobic Champion are gonna meet up for an aerobic smackdown. You in?
If you check out his pics you see that he's only gotten hotter with age. Love that. He's gone from shaved to unapologetically hairy. Love
that.
And then there is the quality that I invariably find the most charming and attractive in a man-- brotha is very bendy.
Although I'm sure he's smart and all (hee!), he's here today,
FRIDAY, because he's
MEATY. Oh, and he's funny, too. Here's a snippet from his bio:
Nick Beyeler-- World Aerobic Champion and referee, actor, model, presenter, and international cover boy. Unless he was being serious. You don't think he was being serious, do you? There's one last thing. He's available for sessions of "Traditional Thai Massage". That's totally code for
ESCORT, right?
I had never heard of Nick Beyeler before this week. I stumbled across him over at BENT. However, in the last few days I've been HAUNTING his website. He's the World Aerobic Champion, y'all. 
What does that mean exactly? You'd think I would know by now (SEE: haunting his website), but I'm not gonna pretend that I've actually read anything over at his website.
I must admit that I have imagined that there must be other aerobic governing federations out there and at some point Nick and the International Aerobic Champion are gonna meet up for an aerobic smackdown. You in?
If you check out his pics you see that he's only gotten hotter with age. Love that. He's gone from shaved to unapologetically hairy. Love that.
And then there is the quality that I invariably find the most charming and attractive in a man-- brotha is very bendy.
Although I'm sure he's smart and all (hee!), he's here today, FRIDAY, because he's MEATY. Oh, and he's funny, too. Here's a snippet from his bio: Nick Beyeler-- World Aerobic Champion and referee, actor, model, presenter, and international cover boy. Unless he was being serious. You don't think he was being serious, do you? There's one last thing. He's available for sessions of "Traditional Thai Massage". That's totally code for ESCORT, right?
7 comments:
I. just. came. across. my. desk. OMG! That 'red sheet' shot is lock and..well, er..load.
Thanks for finding this delectable premier deli-cut MEAT!
:: shifting uncomfortably w/ office boner ::
The red sheet shot is smokin', it even turned me on a little bit. Dayumn, that boy is supa fine.
He IS supa fine! Let's here it for the boy!
I think he looks hottest in the second to last pic, the one in the jeans. Sexy, sexy. Damn but he's fine looking, and you're right Mike the age and natural(ish - there been some manscaping going on) body hair makes him all the more sexy.
I've actually seen the aerobics championship contests covered on tv, they do all out aerobic routines that are sort of balletic & modern interpretive dance-y meets gymnastics, and really over the top. You just know they'd never pull off that shit in a real aerobics class, because everyone would be like "you want me to do WHAT?".
He's OK. I'm with ma boy Andrew in the fact that I also think he looks best in that second last pic.
I had an escort once, Mikey.
Nice curves and lines in all the right places, buffed to within an inch of its life, and very white. Looked great both inside and out, and when you took that baby for a ride it ran like a dream. Sometimes I even loaned it to good friends.
1974 Ford Escort.
Great little car. It was my first ya know ...
I have no idea if "Traditional Thai Massage" is code for "Escort," but I'm gonna ring up, book an appointment, and FIND OUT! Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle, there's hot and there's HOT, y'know?
Hmm.. we could collect some cash and hire him for some traditional massage.
paul
I'm crying. I'm really torn up.
Cos I know I can't EVER afford him. Not even to lay one fine finger on me. Woe!
I'm so putting that red sheet pic on him on my desktop wallpaper.
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