Wednesday, January 23, 2008

I'm Jaime!

I'm using this new natural deodorant that the kind LUSH sales representative included as a free sample with my recent purchase. I normally use their Aromarant, but this is the Aromacreme. The thing is, it looks exactly like Adrenalizine, so every morning as I apply it, the whispering starts. "Lisa. Lisa! Lisa." And I'm all, "I'm not Lisa, I'm Jaime! I'M Jaime Sommers!"

No, I haven't eaten any yet.

9 comments:

samuel said...

i wish i followed because i feel like this has the potential to be hilarious.

Michael said...

Well, you see, Samuel, Lisa Galloway had plastic surgery to look exactly like Jaime Sommers in order to infiltrate the OSI, but she found that she had her looks, but sure didn't have her moves. Enter Adrenalizine, which, when ingested, gave temporary super strength to mimic Jaime's bionics. There's a caveat, though. Lisa starts to BELIEVE she actually is Jaime, in whole or part because, unbeknownst to Rudy Wells (who engineered both bionics AND the Adrenalizine), the Adrenalizine is metabolized to a toxic byproduct and Lisa was poisoning herself each time she ingested it. Lindsay Wagner acting tour de force ensues.

Anyhoo......

freakgirl said...

what up, nerd?

Frontier Psychiatrist said...

Have you ever watched Freaks and Geeks?

"No, these are not bionic. These are all me."

freakgirl said...

frontier psychiatrist, that's exactly what I thought about when I read this post!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ulr6K6qqlI

Michael said...

No! I've never seen that. Wait, was I on that show?

Frontier Psychiatrist said...

Michael, you may have been on that show, but only if you are totally awesome.

Freakgirl, "I'm not a little girl, I'm a bionic woman."

Chaucer's Bitch said...

yet again, i have NO IDEA what you're talking about.

Michael said...

Oh, go read a book.