Thursday, January 12, 2006

I'll be your number one with a bullet, a loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

Boy, two whole posts since Christmas. I think we've gone way past the holiday blues. I'm magenta muthafuckas. What's that? Are you seriously gonna try to school me on the fucking color wheel at a time like this? Fucking homos. On top of the mood, and in spite of the infernal neti pot, I got hit with a nasty URTI. Night sweats, copious discharges, the whole gamilla. But like the kids in Crazy For You*, things are looking up for me finally. Tomorrow I head to The Happiest Place On Earth (tm). If Aveda products and Alan with his ass so tight can't make everything OK, what can? I'm aksing. I'm actually heading to the trademarked happiest place on Saturday and to live up to its name, it needs to offer me up a tender piece of manly cast member for my personal consumption. I don't ask for much, Mickey. {{cue Mickey laugh}}

*obligatory reference to musical theater

5 comments:

The Other Andrew said...

Wow, looks like a nice salon. Their 'mission statement' is somewhat grandiose though. Are they giving you a shampoo and set, or are they running for office?

Sadly no pics of Mr Alan on the site, not that I could find anyway. (Trust me, I looked.)

Bodhi said...

A hottie in a loincloth and a visit to the salon? Sounds like a fab plan to melt that muthafucka magenta away, or at least downgrade you to a lovely shade of pastel. Hey, you could throw on suit and roll up the sleeves for that perfect Miami Vice look ... but I digress ...

Things are looking up for moi tommorow too, sweetness. I will be moving in with our beloved TOA to the ever 'mo friendly Newtown. Yaaaayyy!! Cafe's and shops aplenty. Much cute local eye candy. A less than 10 minutes walk to either my Buddhist Centre or The Imperial Hotel (of Priscilla fame). This will be fun on an epic scale, m'kay.

Plus of course the ever hot and adorable Rabbit will be helping me with the move. Watching that boy strain and sweat, and trying to fit large packages into tight small places, never fails to keep me amused ;-)

*Sigh*

Glad to see you at least somewhat back, Mikey, as I was going through Mikey withdrawls. No, I am not gunna start screaming 'stick it back in, stick it back in' ... unless of couse you want me too? I need you. Want to breath you in. You complete me. You had me at hello. We'll always have Paris. Frankly my dear I don't give a damn .... um, oh what-ever ...

Jen said...

Aww sweetie, I hope you get to feeling better on all arcs of the color wheel soonest. Missed you while you've been away.

Michael said...

Andrew, Bodhi and Jen, few things warm my heart more than a hat trick of queers. Thanks lovers.

Andrew, did I say that was my ACTUAL salon? It is. The proprietors are actually REALLY cool and not just blowing smoke with that mission statement. They do MAD amounts of community service things and food drives and hold an annual dance benefit for the local AIDS hospice and raised something like $70,000 for it last year. PS I'm SO excited for and SO jealous of you two moving in together. I need someone like you guys.
Bodhi, I no longer hold any pretensions of being in the same league as you, double-entendre wise. You're a fucking savante.
jen, thanks, baby, I can't really say I'm loathe to whine on here, when that's all I've done for a few weeks, can I? I'm struggling, but it's gonna get better, even if that is via artificial manipulation of my serotonin receptors. See ya next week.

Bodhi said...

Bodhi, I no longer hold any pretensions of being in the same league as you, double-entendre wise. You're a fucking savante.

Oh sweetie, its not as hard as it looks ...

Umm, ok, point taken ;-)