Monday, January 23, 2006

When I kiss your mouth I wanna taste it

Lately, my teeth have tasted salty. Should I be concerned? Is a stroke? A tumor?

8 comments:

Caroline said...

I have two links for you: http://health.ivillage.com/dental/0,,6hf8,00.html

& www.funk2funky.blogspot.com

I commented a few times circa your Narnia trailer post and mentioned my e-aspirations. It would be an honor for you to check it out!

Jen said...

Lately, my teeth have tasted salty. Should I be concerned? Is a stroke? A tumor?

I'm gonna go with Parrot Flu for $1K, Alex.

Welcome back! You know, every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you.

Michael said...

Caroline, thanks. I think. So it could be a tumor! I'll be checking out your joint when I have a few minutes. Especially since you said you'd be honored. You do know I'm a salty-tongued shoe-obsessed queer whose site has become mostly softcore porn, right? ;-)

Thanks for the welcome back, jen. Sorry about taking your parts. I hope to be around for a while, but if it looks like a long break again, can I have a juicy bit the next time? I don't think this is anything so exotic as the parrot flu. Must be sinus issues, though. If it was truly in my mouth then three times/day Sonicaring, twice daily Listerine, once a day flossing and the tongue scraper should take care of it (my "normal" regimen). You know after I did the neti things got MUCH worse (curse you Chuck and a pox on your future spawn!), but I actually think it was coincidental. I'm gonna try going back to it. Two weeks feeling not so great is just ridiculous! Right? ;-)

Michael said...

Also, jen, I won't say I'm back because, you know, I can't go on saying the same thing.....

Jen said...

Baby, can't you see, we've got everything goin' on, and on and on?

I just like to enjoy you whenever I can. :)

The Other Andrew said...

Mikey, if your doin' the netiness with saltwater could that be related to having salty teeth? (Sorry, just threw up in my mouth a little. OK, I'm back) My God though, that mouth of yours must be a sterile wonderland.

Oral obssessive, much?

I wouldn't totally discount the parrot flu concept. After all, you've been near parrots recently, if memory serves. Blue ones, right? I miss them.

Michael said...

Oh god, I totally missed that Jen was referring to THOSE PARROTS! That pic was a victim of a crabby delete, but there is a good story there. I'll see if I can rustle them back up.

The Other Andrew said...

BTW, love that your post title is a shout-out to Aussie songstress/one hit wonder Meryl Bainbridge.

Loved that song. So sweet it made my teeth ache.