So, where was I? Bit of an unscheduled break there. You knew it had to happen eventually. It's been like six months almost. I finally found a lil' bitch who services my every desire, fast and nasty. Hell, he takes care of needs I wasn't even aware of. So sue me for not hanging around here with youse bitches. I can't believe my luck, but when I'm done with him, he sits unobstrusively in the den, with nary a peep out of him, only the faint glow of his red and green lights let you know he's even around. He's all I've ever dreamed of, and more. That's right, kiddies. Santa brought me TiVo. And TiVo knows me like no one else has before. It was only days into our relationship and he was offering me up a cornucopia of queer on a platter. At some point the bloom may be off the rose, but for now, it's a tight little perfect red bud that makes me ache just thinking about it.
Truth be told, I was AWOL because I'm prone to bouts of mild depression. Have I mentioned that? Nothing clinical mind you, but it's a fairly low swing and I get all hibernate-y like a bear then, for good reason. You don't wanna tangle with me. Now that I'm back up, though, if you're into tall and hairy and being swatted by one of my big paws, then bring it, Boo Boo.