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Me, in a nutsack. I mean shell.
- Michael
- Ohio, United States
- I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK? Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
Animike
7 comments:
Lately, my teeth have tasted salty. Should I be concerned? Is a stroke? A tumor?
I'm gonna go with Parrot Flu for $1K, Alex.
Welcome back! You know, every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you.
Caroline, thanks. I think. So it could be a tumor! I'll be checking out your joint when I have a few minutes. Especially since you said you'd be honored. You do know I'm a salty-tongued shoe-obsessed queer whose site has become mostly softcore porn, right? ;-)
Thanks for the welcome back, jen. Sorry about taking your parts. I hope to be around for a while, but if it looks like a long break again, can I have a juicy bit the next time? I don't think this is anything so exotic as the parrot flu. Must be sinus issues, though. If it was truly in my mouth then three times/day Sonicaring, twice daily Listerine, once a day flossing and the tongue scraper should take care of it (my "normal" regimen). You know after I did the neti things got MUCH worse (curse you Chuck and a pox on your future spawn!), but I actually think it was coincidental. I'm gonna try going back to it. Two weeks feeling not so great is just ridiculous! Right? ;-)
Also, jen, I won't say I'm back because, you know, I can't go on saying the same thing.....
Baby, can't you see, we've got everything goin' on, and on and on?
I just like to enjoy you whenever I can. :)
Mikey, if your doin' the netiness with saltwater could that be related to having salty teeth? (Sorry, just threw up in my mouth a little. OK, I'm back) My God though, that mouth of yours must be a sterile wonderland.
Oral obssessive, much?
I wouldn't totally discount the parrot flu concept. After all, you've been near parrots recently, if memory serves. Blue ones, right? I miss them.
Oh god, I totally missed that Jen was referring to THOSE PARROTS! That pic was a victim of a crabby delete, but there is a good story there. I'll see if I can rustle them back up.
BTW, love that your post title is a shout-out to Aussie songstress/one hit wonder Meryl Bainbridge.
Loved that song. So sweet it made my teeth ache.
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