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Me, in a nutsack. I mean shell.
- Michael
- Ohio, United States
- I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK? Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
Animike
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Do it. The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Ha! Does that apply when it's artificially induced? As I've mentioned (ad infinitum) I was a lifeguard through my teens and early twenties. I don't want more sun exposure, but would a subtle healthy glow be so bad? My fear is that this bronzer thing will give me a complexion that resembles 'carrot', or worse, 'baked potato'.
I use this stuff:
http://tinyurl.com/dbkeu
No orange; it's very subtle but takes a few days for it to show up. I actually need to go pick up a shade darker, but so far I'm pleased with it. It hasn't even made me break out.
I wasn't really thinking about getting a bronze on, but I was at the Target replacing my L'Oreal Men's Power Buff stuff and there next to it was a moisturizer with sunscreen and bronzer. Spring skiing usually means sunburn (sunny plus mile high altitude), so I thought I could protect my skin and get a little color at the same time. I tried it this morning. The instruction mimic what you said. No streaking and no orange and subtle change with continued application. OK, I feel the need to do something very manly right now. Anyone need something plumbed or chopped?
A photo does not exist of me without bronzer. But for maximum schmooze event ala Charlize Theron/OSCAR night...go for the INSTA-BRONZE or MYSTIC-TAN spray on tan.
Fab-u-losity kicked up a notch.
PS- I hate it when the airport screener touches my bronzer.
Mr. Engle, just make sure the color of your face doesn't differ too much from other visible parts of your body. My friend recently got a tan and neglected to tan his arms (something about turning in the tanning bed?) and there is nothing weirder and less sexy than seeing a tan/burnt face with ghostly arms.
I've thought about the Mystic Tan, MG, but I waffle because I lean toward the hirsute (when I allow it). No problem with chest/leg hair? My salon artist showed me the nitty gritty on his artful airbrush tan, but he's practically hairless.
xiaoxia, it's only day two, but so far it's very subtle. Thanks for the heads up, though. I'm blending! blending! blending! into my neck.
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