Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Feels like I'm all the way back where I come from

You all might make fun of Dayton. Oh wait. That was me. Anyway, tonight we're having a WORLD PREMIERE muthafuckas. Dave Chappelle's Block Party is being shown tonight at the very same theater where yours gayly parked his fine ass to catch Brokeback Mountain. Well, the second time I saw it, anyway. There's a red carpet out and everything and it's all over the news. Right after Chappelle, the biggest news was an image of Jesus and Satan that appeared in a piece of driftwood from some old lady's backyard.I can kinda see Jesus, but for the life of me, I can't see Satan. Seeing as how I'm a sodomite, a man who lies down with men, an abomination, that's kinda ironic, no?

5 comments:

The Other Andrew said...

I think an image of a piece of driftwood appeared on a piece of driftwood, if you ask me.

Now, back to that fine ass...

freakgirl said...

You can't see Satan because you ARE Satan, you abomination. :)

Is that supposed to be Satan on the right, the thing that kind of sort of looks like a wolf with its mouth open?

One time I saw the Virgin Mary on my friend's garage door in mildew. It was beautiful.

Jen said...

If anything, I think it looks kinda like a fossilized piece of dinosaur poo. Hopelessly scientific of me, I know.

PS. Brother Chappelle is a freakin' genius.

yaniboy said...

Satan would be the entire left side of the pice... the dark bit to the left of Jesus's head is his eye, then that first bump is his nose and the bump futher down is his chin...

Maybe...

yaniboy said...

Left of of the PIECE even...