Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Feels like I'm all the way back where I come from
You all might make fun of Dayton. Oh wait. That was me. Anyway, tonight we're having a WORLD PREMIERE muthafuckas. Dave Chappelle's Block Party is being shown tonight at the very same theater where yours gayly parked his fine ass to catch Brokeback Mountain. Well, the second time I saw it, anyway. There's a red carpet out and everything and it's all over the news. Right after Chappelle, the biggest news was an image of Jesus and Satan that appeared in a piece of driftwood from some old lady's backyard.I can kinda see Jesus, but for the life of me, I can't see Satan. Seeing as how I'm a sodomite, a man who lies down with men, an abomination, that's kinda ironic, no?