
Sunday, July 30, 2006
'neath the stars twinkling high above
It was bound to happen. I always hoped it would, anyway. Still, it took me by surprise. I fell madly in love this weekend. No, not with a guy. And no, despite what some have asserted, not with a girl. Remember that unholy union between Apple and Nike that I'd mentioned a few months back? Well, the fruits of that corporate connubial bliss came to fruition in mid-July and I resisted the temptation of the forbidden for, oh, all of ten days or so. I had the Nano already, but I needed the transmitter, and of course the shoes. They had to make it so you MUST buy the shoes. So I did. I'm brainstorming a work-around on that though, so I can use my pathetic, non-compatible shoes, too. So far I'm thinking I can jury-rig something using a needle and thread, double-sided tape, some spit, and a bit of velcro. Sounds like a few dates I've had, actually. Anyway, this product OWNS. I've only used it three times, but it performed flawlessly and uploading workouts to the Nike site is seamless, as is Apple's way.
There was a bit of a snafu early, as I was so excited to try it, that I failed to calibrate my unit (dirty!) first. I had read that it was unnecessary, but in my case it was. The first run results showed me much slower than I am. I haven't been working this hard for nothing. I'm fleet, bitches. Once I got the calibration done (a simple 400 on the track), it's been accurate and fun! You can set up workouts based on distance, time, calories burned or open-ended ones where you start and stop at your leisure. I did a 10K training run this morning and the device prompts into your earbuds with distance covered/remaining and gives you some words of encouragement near the end. Best and most surprising part? When I finished today, I was congratulated on my successful run by none other than Paula Radcliffe, world marathon record holder, in her comely British accent. Yay! Had I not finished the run in a very public venue, I surely would have caressed it then and there. What? No, I mean the Nano. As it was, I contented myself with cradling it on the warm-down walk home. Now I am talking about my cock.

Friday, July 28, 2006
You got soul, you got class, you got style, you bad-ass
There's only one guy that title lyric can refer to, right? Nick Lachey, people. He's big (of body and nose) and he's got pouty lips and he's got that Cincy kid frat boy lunkhead thing going on-- a trifecta in my book. He entertains me. Oh, not with his singing or, errrr, acting, but just with the way that he is. Like when he puts out an AlbumO named thusly:
ReallyO, NickO? NoO. Or when he's the lamest pimp evah for a cover of Details:
The only rational explanation is that he was being managed by Joe Simpson at the time. Can't you just hear Joe whining to Nick that all his other clients let him French them? I never love Nick more than when a burly Italian man is nestled into his armpit. And licking.
Seriously, do a Google Image search of Nick sometime. You'll laugh and laugh. I swear that's how I found that last picture. I do not and have never frequented www.pitlickingguidos.com Whew. Nick. He's a man's man. Meat's MEAT. All kidding aside, he's edible hot and you know it.
Oh, and he labors tirelessly but still he gets no respect. Underdog status only makes me love you more, buddy. You hang in there, G. What's left of you. Did you hear? He's living in a rusted out van down by the river, the poor dear.





Wednesday, July 26, 2006
If it's just a dream, it's good enough for me




Tuesday, July 25, 2006
I'll settle for a cup of coffee, but you know what I really need
LOVE has done wonders for The Other Andrew's complexion, but let's be honest, it hasn't been great for his blog. Is that tough love? I've always wanted to employ that. Actually, I still heart his blog. I loiter daily. I peruse the archives for long lost gems. And this has all been an elaborate segue into co-opting his shit and dressing it as an homage. Are you ready for some Yays! and Boos!, people? This edition only covers my Tuesday morning. I'll preface this by noting that just now, when I pulled my socks up, there was an indented line on my legs where the elastic had been. Harsh reality time: guys bloat. Anyway, on with the shoe:
1. One of the women who works in my office returned from a 10-day cruise. She's refreshed, but she has retained her conversational habit of responding to even the most mundane statements with, "You are kidding me!" and "Are you serious?". BOO!
2. You've all heard of the fabled third nipple, of course (see Marky Mark). Well, I met a man this morning who will see your two nipples and raise you two. And these aren't "are they moles?" nipples, but rather quarter-scale, "developed enough to beg for licking" (not that I would as I am the consumate professional) nipples.YAY!
3. At one point mid-morning, I had a shapely woman's leg across my lap. And it wasn't attached to her at the time. YAY!
4. It smelled a little. BOO!
Lunch is over. We're split 50:50. Great batting average. Not so hot for free throws. I like to throw those sport references in just to keep the fags on their toes. I'll update the list as time and conditions warrant.
1. One of the women who works in my office returned from a 10-day cruise. She's refreshed, but she has retained her conversational habit of responding to even the most mundane statements with, "You are kidding me!" and "Are you serious?". BOO!
2. You've all heard of the fabled third nipple, of course (see Marky Mark). Well, I met a man this morning who will see your two nipples and raise you two. And these aren't "are they moles?" nipples, but rather quarter-scale, "developed enough to beg for licking" (not that I would as I am the consumate professional) nipples.YAY!
3. At one point mid-morning, I had a shapely woman's leg across my lap. And it wasn't attached to her at the time. YAY!
4. It smelled a little. BOO!
Lunch is over. We're split 50:50. Great batting average. Not so hot for free throws. I like to throw those sport references in just to keep the fags on their toes. I'll update the list as time and conditions warrant.
Monday, July 24, 2006
My psychic told me she have a ass like Serena

Friday, July 21, 2006
I always feel like somebody's watching me



Thursday, July 20, 2006
Pappa's got a brand new bag

link via towleroad
ADDED: Oooh, I was using a cute, flirty picture of Robbie with a random ho or two, but I had to switch it for this one. This is NOT her best side, but according to my pants, it's his. I have a longstanding girl crush on Gisele. Pair her with Robbie's cakes? It's like a gin and tonic--the perfect summer refreshment.
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Get outta my way



Friday, July 14, 2006
I'm packing all the things that you need


I wanna feel you from the inside



Wednesday, July 12, 2006
And what I am needs no excuses!

OK, does this read as "gay" to you? Cuz that's what I'm going for. I've grown tired of equivocating.
P.S. I'm talking about my ensemble and not my waifishly thin arms, so save the comments on those, bitches. Also, I promise to stop the horrificly cheesy headless shots SOON. I'm about to make my break. Days, my peeps. Well, months worth of days, but days!
Oh, one more thing. The shot is really bad and I can't be bothered to put clothes back on to re-do, but notice how my toenails are still a lil' glossy from the pedi?

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time




One eye is taken for an eye
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
It's such a shame for us to part
I intentionally avoid loitering around You Tube because I know it would quickly become another time suck for me. It's stuff like this that does nothing to allay my fear. Ummm, Buffy's unaired pilot? Pull up a chair. God, I miss her so much.
Don't try to live your life in one day

Here's another anniversary I noticed last night. I've been doing the Fitday thing for four months now. Yes, yes, THAT again. I mention it only because it's been a boon to me and I if it can help someone else, what's a few extra lines on here? Just skim, bitch. Anyway, here's the chart of what's happened to my weight since I started. Yes, despite all that talk about abs from last year, I was steadily creeping up in weight. Now 188 on me is not bad at all. I'm 6'1", but I feel so much better now. My aim now is to gain five pounds or so, but preferably lean mass....some muscle, and if it's ass-centric muscle, the more the merrier. WAY more importantly than weight, though, is the Fitday has allowed me to track my nutrition stuff more closely. Make sure I'm getting all the nutrients I need. I decided when I started that if I had THAT down, the rest would be what it would be. And here again, each day is a brand new life. Nothing I can do about yesterday, but lots I can do about today. Little changes, most of them practically imperceptible, add up to a lot. But again, it's not about the outside, it's about taking care of the inside. Our insides are what really count, right? I almost kept a straight face on that one. Heh.

Saturday, July 08, 2006
The winner takes it all

Friday, July 07, 2006
Listen to the music of the night
It's written in the stars

Although you might have been hard on yourself recently, now it's time to leave your value judgments behind. You have the ability to change your mind quickly when you receive information about the instability of a situation. Not only can you do an effective about-face (or at least a change of direction), but you also can surprise others with the suddenness and completeness of this shift.I felt like sharing my horoscope for today because it suggests I have the strength to make the changes I need. It gives me hope. Plus, well, hard on.
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon



Thursday, July 06, 2006
What kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay?


ADDED: As the day has worn on, the man above has morphed into my big, black sex cop and he's holding our adopted son. OK, I'm hopeless. Fucking sue me. Oh, and I felt the need to include the other ad from the Ali Fortney Center site, because it's just too beautiful not to.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Gimme the truth, even if it hurts me


What kind of girl do you take me for?


Roses are redUmmm, sometimes things are so, so bad that they loop back around to good, you know? Like Richard Simmons is one anklet away from being straight? Similar phenomenon. LOVE. IT. And her. Grab a fork, kids.
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute

A little shy and sad of eye
It hasn't really been a long holiday weekend for moi, but it had that "shoulda been" feeling to it. I worked a half day on Saturday and a full day on Monday, then had Tuesday off. I feel off kilter. Yesterday had a definite Sunday vibe about it, only where was the thick paper? Where was that vestigial pang of guilt about skipping church for something like ten years running? Where was the pre-shower manscape and whank? Oh wait. That last part was just like Sunday. Only the shaving part was just a touch-up since it'd only been two days since Sunday. But hey, that meant extended whank time. PS? My toes, even curled (especially curled?), still looked fab from the pedi.
What there was of my holiday emphasized the relaxing. Some good friends have a lake house nearby and I spent most of Saturday and Sunday lounging around on their deck, mixed in with a little time on their boat and jet skis (FYI: in Russian, they are "jetskis"). We had a nice relaxing time there. Good food, good friends, benign conversation. When I wasn't there, it seemed like I was running, Forrest-style. I did 4.5 miles on Friday, 5.5 miles on Sunday and 6 miles Tuesday morning. The pace? Brisk. The feeling? Effortless. Those kind of runs crop up every once in a great while and when they do, they are to be savored. If you're a runner, you get that. The run yesterday was at 7.5 minutes/mile pace, normally an effort for me, and it felt like I could go forever. Two of these holiday runs were on an old canal towpath that connects my little burg to the next one. It looks exactly like this:
Does it get more patently rural Midwest than that? On the Sunday morning run, I never saw another soul, save the rabbits and herons and groundhogs and bullfrogs, along the entire path. Bliss. Part of the credit for the effortless runs has gotta be the shoes. Holla, Mars! I just picked up the Nike Air Max 360s and I am truly, madly, deeply in love with them.
I know there are serious runners who sneer at Nike, but those are the same people who sneer at Starbucks and Microsoft and every other ginormous corporation. Didn't you get the memo? Being knee-jerk anti-establishment is SO passe'. Anyway, I have a narrow foot (though long, size 11, and you know what they say about men with big feet) and Nike running shoes tend to run narrow. They fit me snug (aka like a dream). And with the full length Max Air sole, they are like running on clouds. Bonus is that I got them for a steal on eBay. Oh, and they're blue, my fave. ::sighs contentedly:: Now if I can just resist buying those Nike iTunes shoes when they come 'round.
What there was of my holiday emphasized the relaxing. Some good friends have a lake house nearby and I spent most of Saturday and Sunday lounging around on their deck, mixed in with a little time on their boat and jet skis (FYI: in Russian, they are "jetskis"). We had a nice relaxing time there. Good food, good friends, benign conversation. When I wasn't there, it seemed like I was running, Forrest-style. I did 4.5 miles on Friday, 5.5 miles on Sunday and 6 miles Tuesday morning. The pace? Brisk. The feeling? Effortless. Those kind of runs crop up every once in a great while and when they do, they are to be savored. If you're a runner, you get that. The run yesterday was at 7.5 minutes/mile pace, normally an effort for me, and it felt like I could go forever. Two of these holiday runs were on an old canal towpath that connects my little burg to the next one. It looks exactly like this:


Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Whose broad stripes and bright stars
I hope the U.S. Americans amongst you had a wonderful holiday weekend, celebrating the Independence Day by mixing explosive fireworks and copious alcohol, as is tradition. Me? I love a QUEEN, so I've always had mixed feelings about the day. This does make one wish to wrap onself in the flag though:
Thanks for the photo goes to one of my fave gay Buddhists from Down Under, Bodhi. Do you find it odd that I love more than one gay Buddhist from Down Under? I don't either.

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