OK, does this read as "gay" to you? Cuz that's what I'm going for. I've grown tired of equivocating.
P.S. I'm talking about my ensemble and not my waifishly thin arms, so save the comments on those, bitches. Also, I promise to stop the horrificly cheesy headless shots SOON. I'm about to make my break. Days, my peeps. Well, months worth of days, but days!
Oh, one more thing. The shot is really bad and I can't be bothered to put clothes back on to re-do, but notice how my toenails are still a lil' glossy from the pedi?
11 comments:
Unbreak. My. Fuckin'. Heart.
:: lil' Toni Braxton nod ::
Scwhing! I think your arms look fine. Cuz they look like 'my' arms. And dude...you are so trippin' my Banana Republic switch. Nice flips/nice toenails/nice. Period. Andrew, heads up: those are narrow flips, too.
:: PhotoShopping Ben Affleck's head now ::
It looks stylish and sharp - if that means 'gay' you got it.
BTW - nice legs; I am envious.
It would be a little more "gay" if the shirt was a few sizes smaller, but other than that...looks great! Love the shorts with the plaid and all. I agree with everyone else, nice legs!
Ooh. You slim guy with the massive metabolism! I envy you!
paul
MG, shhhhhhh! That's how I shop. I grab the things on the Banana Republic mannequin. In hopes that one day someone will similarly grab my things.
ur-spo, now it seems like I was fishin' for compliments. Was I? Thanks, though. What I like best about my legs is that after 41 years, they can still put in a 6-8 miler on Sunday morning and live to tell the tale.
Maddie, don't tell, but I tried the MEDIUM on. It fit OK, but I just couldn't do it.
Savante, dude, I'm old. My metabolism needs constant stoking with daily exercise and THEN constant monitoring of 2,000 calories or less restriction. I figure by the time I'm 50 I'll be running half the day and eating a lime wedge.
Looking good, hottie.
Freakgirl, ;-) Now if I could only have hair half as good as yours.
Jeff, you should see the poses I struck once the shorts came off. I have the most fabulous new drawers. Just a hint of lycra.
I'll shave my head and send you the clippings if I could lose weight as easily as you. And by that, I mean having the drive and willpower to do it. I'm so jealous! And I love the outfit, and I don't think it's "too gay." I wish I could dress the geekboy like that. He will not wear flips. Or even some nice Tevas. Vans and socks, every day, even with shorts. I'm at my wit's end.
Re-reading my post - I think your outfit can read as gay if someone is hoping for you to be. Make sense? I do not think it is over-the-top gay.
Ugh, I'm going to shut up now. I just worked out and my head is obviously flushed.
I vote for not gay enough! (Although the toenails that shine like justice are a start.) C'mon dude, evrything needs to be tighter, skimpier. More skin. I hate using my imagination.
Dude ... gay? I have to agree with my boy Andrew ... that outfit nowhere near says gay to me. Personally, I thinking more designer label tightness, or some colour, or at the very least over-exposed flesh. I mean, there is not even a hint of so much as a sparkle, sequin or even a feather boa for Brad's sake! And accessories dude, remember the mantra, "accesorize accessorize accessorize". Less is not more, more is more. M'kay? And remember that there is no such thing as being too over the top or too gay. And oh, you can never be too overdressed either.
Mind you, my imagination for whats underneath likes what it see's. It likes it a lot. Is it wrong that I am picturing you completely outta that outfit? Wearing nothing but a tan, smile and maybe a cock-ring? Thought not ... ;-)
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