If we live our lives the right way, then everything we do can become a work of art.
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
I ain't never seen an ass like that
To the pile of old man flap who, twice now, has insisted on doing naked deep knee bends and toe touches while within my line of sight in the locker room: I realize you are comfortable with your body, but I am not. Drape yourself, Geritol.
Oh My Brad .... I was watching a re-run of the Simpsons last night on Channel 10 here in Sydney, and it was the very episode that you have pictured here where Marge had to paint a picture of Mr Burns.
M'kay, you can feel free to start the spooky Twilight Zone music now ...
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
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Oh My Brad .... I was watching a re-run of the Simpsons last night on Channel 10 here in Sydney, and it was the very episode that you have pictured here where Marge had to paint a picture of Mr Burns.
M'kay, you can feel free to start the spooky Twilight Zone music now ...
Creepy, but I'm almost beyond being surprised by the curious synchronicity I share with the boys from Oz.
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