Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight, won't somebody help me chase these shadows away?


Somebody like Clive Owen maybe. There is a great picture of him in the Life section of USA Today. His movie, Derailed, is opening and I think the shot is from the premiere. Damn, the boy can WEAR a suit. Oh, I think Jennifer Aniston is in there, too.

21 comments:

The Other Andrew said...

Clive was teh sexy in Closer especially. A bit of dirtiness under that polished Brit exterior. Yum.

Michael said...

I still have to see Closer! You know I love the accent and he's just all MAN to me. You can smell it. God how I loved him as The Driver in those BMW short film commercials. Mmm. The Driver.

The Other Andrew said...

Closer is great. Better than average performances from Ms Portman and Ms Roberts too. Like they get a chance to 'act' rather than be 'celebrities'. Do you know what I mean?

Michael said...

I was avoiding it because Julia Roberts is purported to be all sexual in it which gives me the shivers, but on your rec, I'll check it out.

The Other Andrew said...

Actually Ms Portman gets more sexual, she's a stripper and all. She has a pretty rockin' bod I have to say, credit where credit's due and all that.

Michael said...

It's always funny to me when we try to assess a female "rockin' bod". It's an earnest, but ultimately hollow effort, other than the resulting giggle. We could talk about Pam Anderson's titties now.

Michael said...

P.S. I said "The Driver" when I meant to say "The Hire". He did drive, though. Clive be drivin' well. Drivin' it home.

The Other Andrew said...

Yeah, I got that. My first thought was "As in, bend over I'll drive..."

We are of one mind, like Borg or something.

Michael said...

Oooh, I love the thought of a homo hive mind. Gives a new slant to "you will be assimilated".

The Other Andrew said...

Pipedreams - Putting the 'ass' into 'assimilated'.

Michael said...

Word (read: further proof of the stylish hive mind).

Bodhi said...

Dude, you had me at the Abba lyrics :-) ...

Michael said...

I was cleaning yesterday, so....
After the "Crazy For You" soundtrack, it was "Mamma Mia". Gershwin to ABBA. Sound about right?

Bodhi said...

Sure Mikey, now just confirm for me that you were doing said cleaning whilst flittering and dancing about in nothing more than your underwear, and my image of you as the perfect gay man is complete in my mind.

If not, then lie dude. Dont shatter my illusions. Its such a lovely dream, and in my current illhealth its virtually the image of that alone which is keeping me going at the moment. Give me something to live for, m'kay?

luscious loulou said...

I'm getting mental images that will never be erased from my delicate libido... memory I mean Memory!

And you three have got me laughing like I haven't laughed in days. Tanks boyos! :D


Ah, Clive. Don't forget his lips and his eyes, don't forget them. And Bent. Don't forget Bent. Unnnhhh.

Michael said...

"......memory I mean Memory!"

Who else is singing selections from "Cats" now? It always comes back to "Cats".

Bodes, I'm loathe to foster the illusion that I'm actually hot in my underwear, given the impending trip Down Under. I'm a big dork with a fivehead. Still love me? Oh, who am I kidding, right? I was bent over (in my 2xists)with that big hose in my hand (I use a canister vac) and my tight round ass was straining at the confines of the fabric.

The Other Andrew said...

"Fivehead"? What is fivehead?

America and Australia, two countries divided by a common language.

The Other Andrew said...

Ack, I just realised what you might have meant. Big forehead? As in, ::whispers:: premature hair loss?

You know what that means, too much testosterone. Yeah, baby!

Michael said...

Yep, it's a forehead, only bigger.

Nope, not premature hair loss. Well, maybe some of that, but just a really big head.

The Other Andrew said...

Ouch. Your poor mother, send her some flowers some time, m'kay?

Bodhi said...

Abba ... bent over ... big hose .... sucking ... straining fabric

Oh yeah, I still loves ya, Mikey :-)