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Sunday, November 20, 2005
My little demon, comin' on down
All I know is that I awoke this morning with the pillows on the floor, the sheets in a tangle, and my button fly unbuttoned. Also, there may have been residue. I'm not sure what happened, but I'm thinking succubus. Can they be male?
OMG, Andrew! I just remembered that 'fairie circle' in my yard. I'm setting up the surveillance camera now. Not to stop them, of course. Just so I can watch later. Funny about the Chapstick. Someone was just talking about how, in a pinch, it'll serve as lube.
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
13 comments:
Succubus! Just the sound of that word makes you want to flex your toes with pleasure, doesn't it? To claw at yourself, just ever so slightly.
True dat. I just felt torn up this morning. In a good way.
And now, again this morning with the twisted up sheets and open fly AND my lips are chapped. Something's afoot.
Hmmmmmmmm. angels. I like angels.
Personally, I like to pull their wings off just before I **** them.
So, I'm guessing there'll be Chapstick on the nightstand tonight?
Maybe it's one of those alien abduction things? Have you chjecked for 'probing'? 'Cause there might be probing.
Ahhhhhh hahahahaha
chjecked. chjecked!
Ohh TOA, you and your hilarious grammar and spelling!
:-)
Typo sweetie. There's a difference. I'm the Queen of Typos.
Yeah, yeah. What-ever!
Let me have my fun, m'kay?.
Anyhoo, you got the Queen bit right ;-)
OMG, Andrew! I just remembered that 'fairie circle' in my yard. I'm setting up the surveillance camera now. Not to stop them, of course. Just so I can watch later.
Funny about the Chapstick. Someone was just talking about how, in a pinch, it'll serve as lube.
Errr, a real big pinch. Two words, 'water soluble', anything else is bad for latex. (I used to be a safe sex educator, anyone want the Lecture?)
Crop circle/fairy circle. It bears investigating, oh and could you convert the footage to DVD, or maybe a dowloadable mpeg? Thanks.
Eewwww, Mikey, thats just wrong!
[Quitely taking a mental note nonetheless, just in case]
'Course they can - incubi!
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