Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Don't you worry, I know there's confusion

Both Max and Charlie (who famously, but not surprisingly, has a little Garland in him)(though I'm thinking more A Star Is Born Judy than Wizard of Oz Judy) have linked to this face recognition website, but I have to chime in, too. It's addictive fun. I've scanned all manner of people through. For some reason my nieces get all Asian results. Here are mine:

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. (not as good as John-John, not as bad as Teddy)
Kurt Russell
Paul McCartney
Erykah Badu (OK, I was fresh out of the shower)
Gwen Stefani (This one's a stretch though, like her, and you know where this is going, I'm also not a hollaback girl)

6 comments:

The Other Andrew said...

Wow, you're complex. Got the whole black/white masculine/feminine thing going on, don't you?

I fear that mine would start with "Radar" from M.A.S.H. and go downhill from there.

Michael said...

Don't EVEN start talking smack about Gary Burghoff, sister. He's my boi.

I think you should try it. Hmmm, let's see. I'll give you Radar, then I'm guessing a smidge of Dominic Monaghan (the obvious choice), a dollop of Aiden Quinn, and maybe just a skosh of Opie-era Ron Howard. Oh and some La Midler, definitely.

The Other Andrew said...

Big dollops of Midler. The biggest slice of my pie chart is Midler fer sher. Pre saint-Midler, more Divine Miss M "fuck 'em if they can't take a joke", Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, "let's take it up to tempo for the muthafuckers" Midler.

The others matches are pretty good calls actually.

Anonymous said...

Just you wait for my big comeback at Carnegie Hall! Smooches, darling.

Anonymous said...

Halle Berry
Cameron Diaz
Katie Holmes
Alyssa Milano
Idina Menzel

Sheesh. I'm blander looking than I thought. I do have Jesse Martin's smiling eyes though.

I wasn't smiling in my pic...just looking blah. Obviously.

Erykah, eh? Not just the towel around your wet hair, michael. More likely that sidelong glance showin' "a sort of wicked sexiness that comes from someone you shouldn't mess with".

So there.

Michael said...

Bland? I think yours sound hot! All dark-haired girls save Cameron, so I'm wondering what part of her you have. My baby sister had Katie Holmes and Cameron in hers, too. Mmmm, Idina. I should pop the RENT DVD in now.