Somebody like Clive Owen maybe. There is a great picture of him in the Life section of USA Today. His movie, Derailed, is opening and I think the shot is from the premiere. Damn, the boy can WEAR a suit. Oh, I think Jennifer Aniston is in there, too.
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Clive was teh sexy in Closer especially. A bit of dirtiness under that polished Brit exterior. Yum.
I still have to see Closer! You know I love the accent and he's just all MAN to me. You can smell it. God how I loved him as The Driver in those BMW short film commercials. Mmm. The Driver.
Closer is great. Better than average performances from Ms Portman and Ms Roberts too. Like they get a chance to 'act' rather than be 'celebrities'. Do you know what I mean?
I was avoiding it because Julia Roberts is purported to be all sexual in it which gives me the shivers, but on your rec, I'll check it out.
Actually Ms Portman gets more sexual, she's a stripper and all. She has a pretty rockin' bod I have to say, credit where credit's due and all that.
It's always funny to me when we try to assess a female "rockin' bod". It's an earnest, but ultimately hollow effort, other than the resulting giggle. We could talk about Pam Anderson's titties now.
P.S. I said "The Driver" when I meant to say "The Hire". He did drive, though. Clive be drivin' well. Drivin' it home.
Yeah, I got that. My first thought was "As in, bend over I'll drive..."
We are of one mind, like Borg or something.
Oooh, I love the thought of a homo hive mind. Gives a new slant to "you will be assimilated".
Pipedreams - Putting the 'ass' into 'assimilated'.
Word (read: further proof of the stylish hive mind).
Dude, you had me at the Abba lyrics :-) ...
I was cleaning yesterday, so....
After the "Crazy For You" soundtrack, it was "Mamma Mia". Gershwin to ABBA. Sound about right?
Sure Mikey, now just confirm for me that you were doing said cleaning whilst flittering and dancing about in nothing more than your underwear, and my image of you as the perfect gay man is complete in my mind.
If not, then lie dude. Dont shatter my illusions. Its such a lovely dream, and in my current illhealth its virtually the image of that alone which is keeping me going at the moment. Give me something to live for, m'kay?
I'm getting mental images that will never be erased from my delicate libido... memory I mean Memory!
And you three have got me laughing like I haven't laughed in days. Tanks boyos! :D
Ah, Clive. Don't forget his lips and his eyes, don't forget them. And Bent. Don't forget Bent. Unnnhhh.
"......memory I mean Memory!"
Who else is singing selections from "Cats" now? It always comes back to "Cats".
Bodes, I'm loathe to foster the illusion that I'm actually hot in my underwear, given the impending trip Down Under. I'm a big dork with a fivehead. Still love me? Oh, who am I kidding, right? I was bent over (in my 2xists)with that big hose in my hand (I use a canister vac) and my tight round ass was straining at the confines of the fabric.
"Fivehead"? What is fivehead?
America and Australia, two countries divided by a common language.
Ack, I just realised what you might have meant. Big forehead? As in, ::whispers:: premature hair loss?
You know what that means, too much testosterone. Yeah, baby!
Yep, it's a forehead, only bigger.
Nope, not premature hair loss. Well, maybe some of that, but just a really big head.
Ouch. Your poor mother, send her some flowers some time, m'kay?
Abba ... bent over ... big hose .... sucking ... straining fabric
Oh yeah, I still loves ya, Mikey :-)
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