All I know is that I awoke this morning with the pillows on the floor, the sheets in a tangle, and my button fly unbuttoned. Also, there may have been residue. I'm not sure what happened, but I'm thinking succubus. Can they be male?
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Succubus! Just the sound of that word makes you want to flex your toes with pleasure, doesn't it? To claw at yourself, just ever so slightly.
True dat. I just felt torn up this morning. In a good way.
And now, again this morning with the twisted up sheets and open fly AND my lips are chapped. Something's afoot.
Hmmmmmmmm. angels. I like angels.
Personally, I like to pull their wings off just before I **** them.
So, I'm guessing there'll be Chapstick on the nightstand tonight?
Maybe it's one of those alien abduction things? Have you chjecked for 'probing'? 'Cause there might be probing.
Ahhhhhh hahahahaha
chjecked. chjecked!
Ohh TOA, you and your hilarious grammar and spelling!
:-)
Typo sweetie. There's a difference. I'm the Queen of Typos.
Yeah, yeah. What-ever!
Let me have my fun, m'kay?.
Anyhoo, you got the Queen bit right ;-)
OMG, Andrew! I just remembered that 'fairie circle' in my yard. I'm setting up the surveillance camera now. Not to stop them, of course. Just so I can watch later.
Funny about the Chapstick. Someone was just talking about how, in a pinch, it'll serve as lube.
Errr, a real big pinch. Two words, 'water soluble', anything else is bad for latex. (I used to be a safe sex educator, anyone want the Lecture?)
Crop circle/fairy circle. It bears investigating, oh and could you convert the footage to DVD, or maybe a dowloadable mpeg? Thanks.
Eewwww, Mikey, thats just wrong!
[Quitely taking a mental note nonetheless, just in case]
'Course they can - incubi!
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