Friday, February 03, 2006
Left to my own devices, I probably would
Speaking of working out, when I was at the gym, which was very quiet on a Friday afternoon, I met this dude. Nice guy. One-armed. We exchanged pleasantries. Seemed straight. A big disappointment for me. You know how I kinda get off on missing parts, right? Is that offensive or insensitive or bigoted or something? Anyway, we ended up walking out together and he jumps into a Hummer. KILLS me that my phone camera didn't capture his vanity plate: ONE LEFT. Carry on, bro.