If you also read
freakgirl, it's no secret that I'm a lil'
obsessed with poon today. Specifically lesbian poon, actually. It's always held a certain fascination. Who doesn't love a lipstick lesbian? Oh, you're gonna judge me now? Whatev. I'm plenty gay. Anyway, add in my recent feeling that
MEAT FRIDAY, while enjoyable, just isn't affording me enough opportunity to objectify celebrities, and the result is that I've decided to try out a new feature on
Pipedreams:
PIE WEDNESDAY. Can I get an amen? Anyone? Well, sod off wankers, I make the rules. And the inaugural pie belongs to Famke Janssen.
Not a lesbian that I know of, but can you say HOT BITCH? I thought you could. I LOVED her in
X-Men 3: The Last Stand this past weekend.
Something tells me this won't be the last stand, though. $123 million at the box office opening weekend. That
something. Where were all you freaks when I needed you for
Serenity? Back to Ms Janssen. Here she is in all her glory. Famke. Famke very much. As for my dykes, allow me to paraphrase
Sondheim: Here's to the ladies who munch! ::clinks glass::
If you also read freakgirl, it's no secret that I'm a lil' obsessed with poon today. Specifically lesbian poon, actually. It's always held a certain fascination. Who doesn't love a lipstick lesbian? Oh, you're gonna judge me now? Whatev. I'm plenty gay. Anyway, add in my recent feeling that MEAT FRIDAY, while enjoyable, just isn't affording me enough opportunity to objectify celebrities, and the result is that I've decided to try out a new feature on Pipedreams: PIE WEDNESDAY. Can I get an amen? Anyone? Well, sod off wankers, I make the rules. And the inaugural pie belongs to Famke Janssen.
Not a lesbian that I know of, but can you say HOT BITCH? I thought you could. I LOVED her in X-Men 3: The Last Stand this past weekend. Something tells me this won't be the last stand, though. $123 million at the box office opening weekend. That something. Where were all you freaks when I needed you for Serenity? Back to Ms Janssen. Here she is in all her glory. Famke. Famke very much. As for my dykes, allow me to paraphrase Sondheim: Here's to the ladies who munch! ::clinks glass::
12 comments:
[*Popping up head, alert as a meercat*]
Jensen? Did someone just mention my boy Jensen?
Oh for the love of Brad ... are you f**king kidding me! Ms Janssen!
[*Bitchslap*]
PLUH-EASE!
[*Back to www.jensenacklesfans.com*]
That second picture is NICE.
Great addition!
Bodhi, I tried your boi Jensen's show. The hotness was almost enough to sustain my interest. Did I miss something? Try to deny it, but Famke is teh sex.
Freakgirl, I know, right? I was hardpressed to find photos of her where her nipples were covered, actually. I had to laugh at J. Go's review of the movie where he compares this episode's Jean Grey to Dark Willow. Can't deny that I thought the same thing. Something about the eyes. And the veiny face.
Oh yeah, Famke is teh sex.
*Rolls eyes*
I just soooooo wanna DO her.
I wanna DO her hair, and makeup, and wardrobe ...
I'm sorry, bodes. I'm not bi or any shit like that, but given the opportunity (as if), I might go down on her for days. As someone said to me recently, "Love me or leave me." And as someone else said to me recently, "I'm standing in my truth, bitch." Of course, if we are making a list to cast my fantasy porn from X-Men, she's not even in the Top Ten.
Actually honey, truth be told, if you were bi that would only make you way hotter in my book. I mean if that was even possible, you scorching hottie you. Mwah!
I seem to have a thing for bi boys. Rabbit is bi, have I mentioned that before? Hmmmm. I have? Well, as you well know he's always worth mentioning again ...
*Sigh*
I seem to have a thing for bi boys.
Judging from all the "curious straight men" in gay porn, I don't think you're alone in that fancy, Bodhi.
She does nothing for me. It might be the lack of knowledge regarding her personality -- I have a really hard time finding random bodies attractive no matter how classically or popularly attractive they are. I am wired together in a really unusual way.
Even a random hot body wearing a dog collar and suggestively holding a whip, Jen? Call me easy to please, I guess.
It's something about personality. With very few exceptions, I respond sexually to personality, not physique. Just add that to the lengthy list of reasons why I'm a huge freak. :)
Not so freaky. I think about this all the time. I mercilessly obsess about my own flaws, but all it takes is a spark of intelligence, a glint of humor, in someone else's eyes, and I'll be all hot for his troll self. Like that?
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