Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Turn you upside down, don't wanna waste it

So often I ask for your advice and opinions around here. I figure I should offer some of my pearls of wisdom from time to time. I think I'll call them...ummmm.... Mike's Pearls of Wisdom. Collect them all and it'll be like I've given you a nice pearl necklace, darling.

Sure you like it plain, but try drizzling it with extra virgin olive oil, add a dash of kosher salt, and it'll be like a whole new party in your mouth.


Bodhi said...

Ohhhh, are we talking like quality Paspaley Pearls here, or maybe even (hiding my excitement) some Autore Ian Thorpe inspired Pearl jewelery for men? Cause, you know, the later would be rather fab; and completely heterosexual of course (riiiight, like the fragrance and underwear lines Ian?)

Oh, who am I kiddin. Can I just call these little shares Mike's Gems? Just give me the diamonds, ok bitch ;-)

Bodhi said...

PS. You really think you need to advise me to drizzle on the virgin, and add a pinch ;-)