I'm just not going to type what I'm thinking, Michael. I'm going to take the high road here. I value you as a person, first--and an internet hottie, second. I am very happy that you woke today to find your hibiscus in full bloom.
.: sweating in my underwear in avoiding any comment regarding 'morning wood' :.
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
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I'm just not going to type what I'm thinking, Michael. I'm going to take the high road here. I value you as a person, first--and an internet hottie, second. I am very happy that you woke today to find your hibiscus in full bloom.
.: sweating in my underwear in avoiding any comment regarding 'morning wood' :.
You? Take the high road? You'd better Google Map it or you're bound to get lost.
Are you feeling OK, darling?
Prettyfull
I hope you greeted this lovely bloom with a 'Hi-biscus!'
:-)
I can't believe I forgot that, Bodhi! The immortal words of your very own Whore-ticulturist. You're Dr. Doo-Me.
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