Oh my. Where are my manners? Grandma would be mortified, were she not already rigor mortised. It's after noon and I have yet to offer you some meat. Why the delay? I was doing a little self-google-desktop search to see if I'd previously featured Mr. Anderson Cooper on MEAT FRIDAY. Turns out he's been oft-discussed, like when I mentioned him as the seed for why I'm horny for hurricanes. Or when I fantasized about Sanjay Gupta and I being the bread for an Anderson sandwich. But I couldn't find him on the MEAT roster. I really should keep one of those to save time. Who the hell cares anyway, right? Who deserves the Meat Redux more than the man who nightly brings the Blue Steel to CNN?360 degrees, indeed. Who else would gladly go around the world with/on A-Coop? And yes, yes, he's nearly 40
::gasps from the twinkophiles:: but I promise that eventually, once again, youth will be served. As meat. Just not yet. Cuz right now, as has been apparent with my posts of late, nearly 40 is at the low end of my target demographic, or rather, the demographic that hits my target. Oh, and you know he's gay, right? Gay Sean Hayes-stizz, though. I'm not sure what I think about that. Is it just keeping one's private life private or is it being unnecessarily obtuse for some other purpose? Anyway, he's the HAWTNESS and he's the MEAT. Seriously, he covered Katrina with storm effluvia up to his knees, but he was wearing Prada up to his neck. Love.Special thanks to freakgirl for the suggestion. Gay guys, straight girls, we all love him.