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Wednesday, October 26, 2005
And I thought how nice it'd be to follow the sweat down your spine
I don't care what y'all say ::cough:: freakgirl! ::cough::, this guy is teh sexy. On a stick, homes. If you care to see a few more shots of Matthew in various and sundry poses of exertion, scoot yourself over to D-Listed.
Matthew McConaughey is indeed the hotness, Mikey. Sex on my stick, indeed. Oops, did I just say my. Silly me, Fraudian slip, of course I meant sex on a stick (hmmmm, thats works too ..)
That body, the Southern charm and sexy accent, the dazzling smile that melts my heart.
*Sigh*
I only watched the movie Sahara for the first time on DVD last weekend. Matthew was the only reason that I bothered to do so, but might I add that as far as mindless actions flicks go - it was actually quite watchable. Anyhoo, I watched it twice, then called Rabbit and watched it again. Oh shut up bitches, I wanted to get my rentals worth, m'kay.
In Matthew's first scene in that movie, he is stripped to the waist and comes out of the water all dripping wet and rippling muscle. It took only a few mere seconds for a very impressed Rabbit to exclaim, "Damn!".
Mikey, I love ya, you know I do Dude. So I say this with all the love, compassion and understanding that I can possibly muster. From one heart to the heart of another:
Back away from Da Bunny bitch, or I am going to hurt you!
And for the record, when I say hurt you, I'm not talking about the "please sir, may I have another" kind of pain.
I'm looking forward to renting "Sahara". It looks like it might be like "The Mummy" (which I can watch again and again - mostly for Mr King of the Desert (or is that Dessert) Nomads with his intense, dark lusty eyes and his lovely face tats.) *big breath*
But that could just be me.
Matthew is a very intense guy, by the look of it. And I believe I've seen him jumping rope in "Two for the Money". He does good intense. Good focus. Good abs.
I used to dive a lot and these two things are totally fucking HOTT: - a guy fresh from the ocean with his wetsuit unzipped - a guy fresh from the ocean with his wetsuit unzipped and pulled down to the waist.
I'm with ya on the whole HOTT thing with wetsuits, Mikey. Rabbit as I am sure you are aware is a surfer, and surfs all year round. He indeed looks damn fine fresh from the ocean with his wetsuit unzipped and peeled to waist. All dripping, and salty, and tanned muscles rippling and glistening in the sun and ... unnhhh ... [shudder] ... sorry, you lost me there for a moment.
He looks even better in nothing but a good tan though ;-)
Saw him in all his oral health hotness and commented, Michael.
Surfies. Oh yes. The exertion that radiates... also the smell of the sea.
Hey, I just was listening today to "Sweet Painted Lady" from Yellow Brick Road. I used to love that song but it took me years to get ... "and we'll leave the smell of the sea in your bed". I thought it was just because they were sailors.
I was a strangely innocent child. One of my fave songs even after all these years. A good drunk song.
...and yet, you get ready to cut anyone else that even looks at him. Me thinks you have issues of the "Look at my pretty toy! No you can't play with it!!" variety.
Now Andrew, you of all people should know that I have no issues with people looking or indeed even playing with Da Bunny. You have done your own good share of playing with the sweetness that is the Rabbit. And a hoppy time was had by all.
Its when others want to, erm, take the pretty toy out of its packaging, that I might just get a little thingy.
And by thingy, maybe read homicidal.
But is all good, really. No prob, M'kay. My last therapist told me I am completely over it. At least I'm pretty sure thats what he said. He's dead now.
"And where the fuck are the Polaroids?". Oh Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. Dude, let me put this just as plainly and simply as I possibly can ... not gunna happen. M'kay.
Apparently, freakgirl, it was ON between Bodhi and I, while I was sleeping on the couch, unawares.
Bodhi, I am backing away from the Bunny while not displaying fear or acting in a manner that might be interpreted as aggression and also covering my nards but ready to protect my throat. We cool?
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
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Matthew McConaughey is indeed the hotness, Mikey. Sex on my stick, indeed. Oops, did I just say my. Silly me, Fraudian slip, of course I meant sex on a stick (hmmmm, thats works too ..)
That body, the Southern charm and sexy accent, the dazzling smile that melts my heart.
*Sigh*
I only watched the movie Sahara for the first time on DVD last weekend. Matthew was the only reason that I bothered to do so, but might I add that as far as mindless actions flicks go - it was actually quite watchable. Anyhoo, I watched it twice, then called Rabbit and watched it again. Oh shut up bitches, I wanted to get my rentals worth, m'kay.
In Matthew's first scene in that movie, he is stripped to the waist and comes out of the water all dripping wet and rippling muscle. It took only a few mere seconds for a very impressed Rabbit to exclaim, "Damn!".
Da Bunny got that right.
So, the Bunny can appreciate a tasty piece of man. Hmmmm.
"So, the Bunny can appreciate a tasty piece of man. Hmmmm
Of course he can Mikey, after all, he went out with moi :-)
Apparently vegetarians taste a bit like chicken.
So do Rabbits.
Hee! Care if I verify that?
Mikey, I love ya, you know I do Dude. So I say this with all the love, compassion and understanding that I can possibly muster. From one heart to the heart of another:
Back away from Da Bunny bitch, or I am going to hurt you!
And for the record, when I say hurt you, I'm not talking about the "please sir, may I have another" kind of pain.
M'kay
[Ripping petal from flower]
He loves me
He loves no one else
He loves me
He loves no one else
He loves me
He loves no one ...
I'm looking forward to renting "Sahara". It looks like it might be like "The Mummy" (which I can watch again and again - mostly for Mr King of the Desert (or is that Dessert) Nomads with his intense, dark lusty eyes and his lovely face tats.) *big breath*
But that could just be me.
Matthew is a very intense guy, by the look of it. And I believe I've seen him jumping rope in "Two for the Money". He does good intense. Good focus. Good abs.
loulou
He does good oral hygiene, too. Did you see my post where he's Sonicaring shirtless in his pj bottoms? Unnhhh.
You should rent 'Reign of Fire' - he looks just like an over pumped Gi Joe.
If you start talking him down, I will strike you.
Affleck luvin' muthafucka....
Was there a negative there? I had a GI Joe. He had a westuit. I undressed him endlessly. I never tired of it.
Westuit? Wetsuit. W.E.T.S.U.I.T.
Oh. Sorry. Carry on.
Yours had a wetsuit?!
I used to dive a lot and these two things are totally fucking HOTT:
- a guy fresh from the ocean with his wetsuit unzipped
- a guy fresh from the ocean with his wetsuit unzipped and pulled down to the waist.
Did you see my post where he's Sonicaring shirtless in his pj bottoms? Unnhhh.
Damn. Missed it. Shall I google? And should I use Unnhhh in the search box?
loulou
Andrew, wasn't there just like a plastic nothingness in the scrumptious area when GI Joe was unwrapped though?
You do know the definition of insanity, don't you? " Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results ..."
Nein, mein kinde. Plastic cannot grow.
:D
loulou
Here he is loulou:
http://michaelengle.blogspot.com/2005/09/good-morning-starshine-you-lead-us.html
Alas, I don't know how to hyperlink in the comments.
Michael, the utmost hottest 'wetsuit thing' is: 2 surfies, one is helping the other out of said wetsuit. Doiiiing! Instant priapism.
Loulou, I was optomist even then. Hence the endlessly undressing.
I'm with ya on the whole HOTT thing with wetsuits, Mikey. Rabbit as I am sure you are aware is a surfer, and surfs all year round. He indeed looks damn fine fresh from the ocean with his wetsuit unzipped and peeled to waist. All dripping, and salty, and tanned muscles rippling and glistening in the sun and ... unnhhh ... [shudder] ... sorry, you lost me there for a moment.
He looks even better in nothing but a good tan though ;-)
Saw him in all his oral health hotness and commented, Michael.
Surfies. Oh yes. The exertion that radiates... also the smell of the sea.
Hey, I just was listening today to "Sweet Painted Lady" from Yellow Brick Road. I used to love that song but it took me years to get ... "and we'll leave the smell of the sea in your bed". I thought it was just because they were sailors.
I was a strangely innocent child. One of my fave songs even after all these years. A good drunk song.
loulou
Snap, bodhi.
:D
...and yet, you get ready to cut anyone else that even looks at him. Me thinks you have issues of the "Look at my pretty toy! No you can't play with it!!" variety.
:-)
Now Andrew, you of all people should know that I have no issues with people looking or indeed even playing with Da Bunny. You have done your own good share of playing with the sweetness that is the Rabbit. And a hoppy time was had by all.
Its when others want to, erm, take the pretty toy out of its packaging, that I might just get a little thingy.
And by thingy, maybe read homicidal.
But is all good, really. No prob, M'kay. My last therapist told me I am completely over it. At least I'm pretty sure thats what he said. He's dead now.
Ahhh, the smell of the sea is one of my faves. Also, sauteed mushrooms.
MYTHIC indeed.
"What is his story?".
What do you want to know?
"And where the fuck are the Polaroids?".
Oh Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. Dude, let me put this just as plainly and simply as I possibly can ... not gunna happen. M'kay.
I am staying out of this.
*steering clear of the above 20-or-so topics*
SO, Matthew again eh? He's a bit of an okay for me only, though...but I strongly recommend Reign of Fire.
Matthew McConaughey. Christian Bale. Sweat. And Dragons.
That's all I'm sayin'.
...and chunky knitwear, and a cute parody of Star Wars.
Those few lines are like laser targeted marketing aimed right at my entertainment center(s). I'm sold.
Apparently, freakgirl, it was ON between Bodhi and I, while I was sleeping on the couch, unawares.
Bodhi, I am backing away from the Bunny while not displaying fear or acting in a manner that might be interpreted as aggression and also covering my nards but ready to protect my throat. We cool?
Mikey, I do believe that you pressed my ON button quite some time back, but for whole others reasons, sweetness.
Of course we cool, Dude :-)
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