I could get love drunk off that hump.
What? It's Friday and I'm all horned out. Fucking sue me.
picture via Bent
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Me, in a nutsack. I mean shell.
- Michael
- Ohio, United States
- I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK? Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
Animike
16 comments:
That doesn't even look real...it's like he's wearing an invisible corset.
my goodness.
Like why bother wearing speedos anyway? It's certainly not hiding anything.
Michael, I see you're quite the ass man.
It's 'Asstacular Friday' at Pipedreams!
I love the look of water polo guys, with that head gear they kind of make think of 1940's aviators. Like a bunch of 1940's aviators just hanging around going "oh dear, we forgot to put anything on except these tiny ittle wittle bathing suits? So, what shall we do now, chaps?"
Sorry, some sort of weird Biggles fantasy there...
The water polo guys are in INSANE shape. So aggressively hot. They're always grabbin' shit underwater. So, now I'm picturing lovely Paul, so fond of the aviators as well it seems, in the uniform depicted herein.
They have killer butts too because they work so hard underwater. (Dirty!) They spend the whole time treading water, oh and trying to rip each others bathing suits off.
Exactly what got me thrown out of swim class.
You were a horny little bugger even back then.
I used to teach swim class. You know, back when I was a lifeguard.
You know my story, out of the closet at 15, first boyfriend in High School, yadda yadda. So yes, guilty as charged.
Yeah, you as a lifeguard, that image works for me (and hasn't let me down yet).
That'll make it just so much richer when you actually see what a big dork I am. Maybe come January.
::fans self:: I used to go to all of the Princeton mens water polo games. I really really miss their little itty bitty speedos...
Big Dork, meet Almost (Almost!!) Middle-aged Munchkin. Almost Middle-aged Munchkin, meet Big Dork.
Like you once said, we should meet so that we can disappoint each other in person. :-)
"They Spend the whole time treading water" - The Other Andrew.
Ummmm, you obviously don't need to be in too INSANE a shape to do this, as I can tread water extremely well. In fact, much to the buff Rabbits amazement I can tread water with both of my arms and hands out of the water for some time (he can't do it at all!).
In further Water Polo news there is a guy who my daughter is friends with at her school called Tim. He is blonde, tanned and extremely buff and cute. He is the school Water Polo Captain! I keep telling her to go out with him, she keeps tellin me he is just a friend.
What the hell is up with the youth of today, huh?!
...These guys are hot!
Bodhi, never brag about bouyancy! One of the first things you learn in lifesaving class is that fat floats. I'm sure in YOUR CASE though, darling, it's just preternatural leg strength, of course.
Actually Mikey, I do have very good leg strength. The rest of my body might be a work in progress, but my legs look damn fine, thank ya very much. I used to cycle a lot as a kid, and still walk everywhere, and they are still quite muscled and defined.
Treading water with both arms up in the air has something I have always been capable of doing, even when I was much younger, thinner and fitter than I am now.
Working out at Rabbits home gym (now there's an image for you) I had no problems at all ever doing any of the leg exercises he suggested. In fact, I found them quite boring because they were not challanging enough.
Its just the damn upper body strength I gotta work on. But like I said, that is a work in progress. Diet and exercise is ever diminishing and toning moi, and hopefully will continue to do so.
I appreciate the exception though, sweetie darling sweetie.
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I knew you were FOOOIIINE.
Plus, I'd be the last one to cast aspersions. I was once skinny fat. That's right. You heard me. Look away.
Oh, and I have a really big head and there's no gym move that's changing that.
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