Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Space can be filled if you rise like my lumber, advance to the tune but don't do the hustle, shake-rattle-roll to my magic number

Seven, seven, seven! Sing a song about seven. How many is seven?
Once again I find myself following Andrew's lead (there are worse things) and meming myself shamelessly. Nay, proudly.

7 Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. Live somewhere that feels like home (dubbed Pipefreak).
2. Shtup the UPS guy in the back of his big, brown truck, bending him over a large delivery.
3. Run another marathon or do an ultra-marathon or Ironman.
4. Go back to Italy-- ski the Alps and hold hands with Andrew in Venice. Also, see all the other places on my list like Australia and New Zealand and China and Turkey and ......
5. Astral project.
6. Get Punk'd.
7. Find someone who feels like home.

7 Things I Can't Do
1. Throw a good spiral.
2. Watch NASCAR.
3. Abide bigotry. Or gum chewing.
4. Drive 55.
5. Deny my nieces and nephews anything.
6. Go very long without touching myself .
7. Feign the gay voice.

7 Things That Attract Me To You
1. Bright eyes.
2. Hot mouth, acid tongue.
3. You make me laugh and you laugh often yourself.
4. You smell awesome, and sometimes kinda reek, but it's still awesome.
5. Tightness.
6. Independence.
7. You wear it well.

7 Things I Say Most Often
1. Put that away, Mary, before someone loses an eye.
2. Be good.
3. Good morning, Sunshine!
4. You should have that lanced.
5. No kidding?
6. Take it to the bank.
7. Umm, is it in yet?

7 Celebrity Crushes
1. CNN's Anderson Cooper.
2. Academy Award winning actress and lesbian single mother of two, Jodi Foster.
3. The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore (the 'Mike Wallace' of meteorology).
4. The multi-faceted (and still alive) Dick Gautier.
5. Lost's Ian Somerhalder.
6. Phil (most especially QuizzicalPhil).
7. Regis.

37 comments:

freakgirl said...

I always want to participate in these memes, but I am too lazy to make so many lists.

Michael said...

Well, just make ONE list then. I'd love to read it. Do your celebrity crushes. We, the freakgirl denizens, would enjoy. Besides, I'm tagging you, so either capitulate or, umm, die? I'm not sure what happens, but just do it.

wingedman said...

Aww! I wanted to tag ya! But Andrew beat me to it apparently.

Another convert to the Church of Somerhalder! Hail and well-met, brother Michael!

BTW, under things that attract you---"tightness"?!

"Tightness"?

Tightness. Gotta work on them keigels then.

freakgirl said...

Freakgirl's 7 Celebrity Crushes

1. Phil Keoghan
2. Ben Affleck
3. Lauren Graham
4. Chris Isaak (now and forever)
5. Will Arnett & Amy Poehler (they're married!)
6. Johnny Depp
7. Adam Brody (only as Seth Cohen)

freakgirl said...

Oh, and Regis, Michael? Really?

Michael said...

Oh, you got Affleck and you're gonna judge?

Michael said...

PS Lovin' Chris Isaak, too. Great voice, smart, funny, hot...total package.

Bodhi said...

"Hold hands with Andrew in Venice. Also, see all the other places on my list like Australia and New Zealand and China and Turkey and ......

Holding hands with Andrew in Venice! *Sniff*

Well after dutifully holding hands with Andrew in Venice, I am convincing myself that you naturally only want to see Australia because of Moi, and your too much of a gentleman to voice on a blog what you would be doing with me.

Yes, thats it. Of course. There can be no other explanation, right?

Right?

[Splashing on some extra La Male by Jean Paul Gaultier]

freakgirl said...

Michael, I have pictures of myself and Chris Isaak too.

I'm like some sort of weird stalker.

Bodhi said...

By the way Freakgirl, nice choice on Seth Cohen.

:-)

Though I must say, I also rather have the thing, bigtime, for both Ryan (Benjamin McKenzie) and especially the hotness that is Luke (Chris Carmack) in the earlier seasons.

Hmmmmm .... Californication, indeed.

I heart The OC!

freakgirl said...

I heart The OC, too! I can't wait til it comes back.

The Other Andrew said...

I swear Bodhi, keep pushing me girlfriend and I may cut you... (of course I, um, kid! I jest, no really!) :-)

I left Affleck and Chriss Issac off my list, but I had to make room for you, Mike, and Sister Wendy - so you know, someone had to get the axe. I like to think of them as numbers '8' & '9'.

I cannot abide the OC. It just doesn't work for me at all. Don't hate me for this, there are better reasons.

Bodhi said...

Oh whatever, Mr Holding Hands in Venice - "look at mee, Mikey, Look at mee". La De F*ing Dah!

:-)

You cannot abide the OC? Don't worry, I don't hate you for that. Your just weird sister. And to think you call yourself a Gay man.

I mean, Ryan, Chris, Seth. Way cute. HELLO!

Oh I give up, go read a damn book ;-)

Michael said...

Bodhi, I haven't been a twink since the 80's, but just say the word and I might shave and feign submission for you all the hell over Sydney.

Freakgirl, first Reichen and now Chris Isaak? Stalker my ass, you're fucking mythic.

A, I can die happy knowing I bumped fucking Affleck off any list. His appeal is completely lost on me. He's doughy. You and freakgirl can have at him.

And the OC? I may not have given it a fair shake, but the episodes I saw were a bit of a snooze for me, and that despite few things turning my crank like a hot, pensive Jew. Those boys CATER to their mate, brotha.

The Other Andrew said...

Bodhi, I'm only gay not Gay...

Actually, who am I trying to kid?! I'm *GAY!*

Bodhi said...

M'kay, your both forgiven. *Smoooches* :-)

Gandrew the Pink, you are indeed *GAY!*, girlfriend [finger snap]

Were both definately the only gays in the village. Your not a gay, were the *GAY!*. The rest of you are just a little bit poofy.

Bodhi said...

Freakgirl, can't you just imagine Mikey going all Chrismukkah this holiday season?

Awwww, it would be soooo cute

The Other Andrew said...

Bodes, do you do this grammar and apostrophe thing just to try and make my head explode? Is that what you're trying to do? Send me CRAZY, CRAZY?

Michael said...

Bodhi, considering I was raised Catholic and I observe all the Jewish holidays now as well, I think I invented that shit, minus the funky yarmulke.

Bodhi said...

Andrew. Deep breath in .. and slowly exhale.

Feel better now, sweetness?

Sooo ... italics and caps on the "CRAZY, CRAZY", huh? Wow, I must be getting really gooder at this ;-)

Nods at Mikey.

freakgirl said...

Chrismukkah is the most wonderful time of the year. Last year the OC website sold the little Santa hat yarmukles. Did I spell that right? Anyway, we need to find one for Michael.

As for Chris Isaak, Michael, yes, I met him twice as a fan. The first time I merely gurgled and then ran away as he laughed at me. The second time I got a classic photo where he told me to wrap my arms around him and then he put up his hand so it looks like a crazy paparazzi picture. He was all sweaty from the show and smelled very manly. He also complimented me on my tattoo and drew it on my t-shirt. JEALOUS? ;)

Michael said...

Jealous? Who, me? Just because you practically shot a porno with him, I should be jealous?

Let me get this straight. Your arms were AROUND him? And he was very sweaty? Damn.

freakgirl said...

The actual picture is in storage, but here's a little one:

http://tinypic.com/est8xf.jpg

If you ever want to touch the man, just go to one of his shows. He'll sign autographs afterwards for hours.

wingedman said...

IGNORE ME WHY DON'T YOU!

JELES!

Michael said...

Who me? You know I'm crushing on you a little, so I would never ignore you.
Tightness. Well, I meant it in the sense of "That's tight" or more specifically "He's tight". He's got his shit together. He's got it going on. He may not be the prettiest guy here, but he owns his space.
The funny kegel line reminded me of Grace asking Karen how she holds onto a man and Karen replies, "Oh, I do exercises."...

Michael said...

Freakgirl,
Dude! That would be my prize possession. Chris Isaak and you were playin' together! I would die.
Did you lick him? I think I would have licked him.

freakgirl said...

I'm a big starfucker, and when I get around celebrities (which is not often), I tend to get stupid. I was so nervous talking to Chris Isaak that when my friend went to take the picture, I stood there like a statue. Then Chris, "Put your arms around me, girl" and you can obviously see the stupid smile on my face. I would have licked him if I had thought of it. I did end up kissing his drummer on the lips that same evening, but it was a joke and I was tricked into it. ;)

freakgirl said...

Hey, where the hell is Jen?

Michael said...

"Put your arms around me, girl"

If only he'd say those same words to me one day.

Yeah, the Divine Miss Mojo is AWOL. I even threw out some chum for her with the Homecoming post. You out there, girl? Don't make me start posting Christina Milian pics!

The Other Andrew said...

Unlike Jen not to respond to an athlete in a pink strapless dress...

Jen. Jen! JENNNNNN!!

wingedman said...

*pleased*

*mollified*

Michael said...

I'd love to know more about you/your background, brotha. Is there a post on your blog with the 411?

Stephen in Atlanta said...

On 7 things I can't do, I'm TOTALLY with you on number 6!!

Michael said...

Stephen, I know, right? It's all I can do to restrain myself in public, so when I'm alone, it's a fucking free-for-all.

The Other Andrew said...

Great, now I have the classic '80's track "I Touch Myself" by Aussie band The Divinyls running through my head.

"I don't want anybody else,
When I think about you I touch myself,
Oh, oh, oh,
I don't want anybody else,
No, no, no, no..."

Michael said...

Good song.
Unrelated, but do you know the song Mouth by Merrill Bainbridge? I've been singing that chorus all day. I've always found it very hot.

Would it be so bad if I could turn you on?
When I kiss your mouth,
I wanna taste it.
Turn you upside down,
Don't want to waste it.

The Other Andrew said...

I love "Mouth", she's an Aussie you know. She was slated to be the next Big Thing and that song was a hit internationally, then ::nothing::. Shame, I dug that song.