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Sunday, October 30, 2005
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
If you wanna ride along, we'll have to move this shit outta the way, first. This is an unstaged snapshot of the passenger seat of my car, as it typically appears. Books, music, and snack items. My life in microcosm.
I know! It's just so convenient isn't it? All that cushioned expanse, especially when no one's using it or anything. At least your stuff is stacked nicely.
Go Coldplay!
And may I say for the record, what a nice, long, perfectly formed banana you have there, Michael.
Clif bars so Rock. Keep your Power Bars. Luna bars aren't bad but not as texturised. I usually take an apple but your banana, as previously noted, is quite divine.
My passenger seat has dog hair (he jumps up front when I leave him for 2 secs) and my unlocked Club and... this makes me realise that I should go clean my car.
Dude, how long have you been reading 'The Power of Myth'? Like, finish it already...
:-)
I just started reading 'Son of a Witch' by Gregory Maguire. Woot! (A friend of mine bought me the first edition hardback as a belated birthday gift, and I just happened by coincidence to be re-reading 'Wicked' when he gave it to me.)
Yes, the Clif bars are singular in their snacky, meal replacey goodness. Organic. Packed with protein. What's not to love? So, loulou, what kind of doggie has you?
Andrew, I know! I've been reading it forever, but I finished it over the weekend. I went slow (months!), which I never do, but for me there were SO MANY morsels of truth and goodness that I savored. So many pages turned over. Now, however, I'm already immersed in VENEZIA and interesting characters already abound. I knew Berendt would be gently stroking my travel jonz but I didn't know I'd be so tumescent by page 35!
"Mikey, you had me at 'tumescent'. Is it weird to be such a vocabulary whore?"
Andrew, your quote here reminded me of the scene in the movie Threesome, where straight-girl Alex (played by Lara Flyn Boyle) is completely getting off on a library table (I kid you not) as gay-boy Eddy (Josh Charles) uses his extensive vocabulary on her. She too, it seems, is quite the vocab whore.
I have no shame in admitting that straight-boy Stuart (played by Stephen Baldwin) in that movie made me so tumescent as to give me a priapism.
A, you are barking up the wrong tree if you think I'll judge you for that. I think I mentioned once that a certain porn star had me at "foudroyant"? www.gusmattox.com
I remember that movie, bodhi, but was it really called "Threesome"?
And speaking of permaboner, and since I'm shameless today, I woke up in the middle of the night SO HARD and SO needing to pee that I really had to contort myself fantastically to hit the bowl because who can wait it out at a time like that?
Ack, I know. Pee-boners are often borderline painful and there is nothing more difficult than trying to 'go' and contort yourself so it actually goes into the bowl.
(Listening ladies? We got your 'secret men's business' right here.)
I have to side with Andrew on this one, B. Not a fan of any Baldwin brother, unless you're talking Adam. Break me off a piece of a man named Jayne any day of the week. I saw "Serenity" again this weekend. Although, I have to admit I've been charmed by big, fat, old Alec during this season of "Will and Grace". He's got impeccable comic timing. Who knew? I'd hit that.
Ignore them Stephen, I still loves ya Bro. You are wayyyy sexy Dude. You can join me on my bed anytime to dance to the Boom Shak-a-Lak song:
Wine your body wriggle your belly Dip and go down in a new stylee Wine and go up wine and go down Bubble and a rock in the new style around You fe line it up You fe wine it up Do the boom shack-a-lak Till the dancehall full up
The boom shack-a-lak it are the brand new style Wicked say it wicked Jah Jah no say it wild The raggamuffin style fe the discipline child Dip and go down ca it well versatile You fe move fe your waist move fe your back Wine and go down Do the shack-a-lak-a-lak Get in a groove ca you are the top notch Bubble and a wine gal right pon the spot
Wine your body ...
[PS. If need be sweetie, I am happy to give you a sponge bath using a large bottle of Detol, m'kay?]
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
19 comments:
I know! It's just so convenient isn't it? All that cushioned expanse, especially when no one's using it or anything. At least your stuff is stacked nicely.
Go Coldplay!
And may I say for the record, what a nice, long, perfectly formed banana you have there, Michael.
Sadly, Master Will, that cushioned expanse has rarely been used, as is evidenced by the fairly pristine condition of the perforated leather.
Also, thanks for lovin' on my banana, chica.
Clif bars so Rock. Keep your Power Bars. Luna bars aren't bad but not as texturised. I usually take an apple but your banana, as previously noted, is quite divine.
My passenger seat has dog hair (he jumps up front when I leave him for 2 secs) and my unlocked Club and... this makes me realise that I should go clean my car.
loulou
Dude, how long have you been reading 'The Power of Myth'? Like, finish it already...
:-)
I just started reading 'Son of a Witch' by Gregory Maguire. Woot! (A friend of mine bought me the first edition hardback as a belated birthday gift, and I just happened by coincidence to be re-reading 'Wicked' when he gave it to me.)
Yes, the Clif bars are singular in their snacky, meal replacey goodness. Organic. Packed with protein. What's not to love? So, loulou, what kind of doggie has you?
Andrew, I know! I've been reading it forever, but I finished it over the weekend. I went slow (months!), which I never do, but for me there were SO MANY morsels of truth and goodness that I savored. So many pages turned over. Now, however, I'm already immersed in VENEZIA and interesting characters already abound. I knew Berendt would be gently stroking my travel jonz but I didn't know I'd be so tumescent by page 35!
The softer I stroke, the harder you ache
"Mikey, you had me at 'tumescent'. Is it weird to be such a vocabulary whore?"
Andrew, your quote here reminded me of the scene in the movie Threesome, where straight-girl Alex (played by Lara Flyn Boyle) is completely getting off on a library table (I kid you not) as gay-boy Eddy (Josh Charles) uses his extensive vocabulary on her. She too, it seems, is quite the vocab whore.
I have no shame in admitting that straight-boy Stuart (played by Stephen Baldwin) in that movie made me so tumescent as to give me a priapism.
*Sigh*
A, you are barking up the wrong tree if you think I'll judge you for that. I think I mentioned once that a certain porn star had me at "foudroyant"? www.gusmattox.com
I remember that movie, bodhi, but was it really called "Threesome"?
And speaking of permaboner, and since I'm shameless today, I woke up in the middle of the night SO HARD and SO needing to pee that I really had to contort myself fantastically to hit the bowl because who can wait it out at a time like that?
Yes, it was called Threesome.
Believe me, I own a copy.
Ack, I know. Pee-boners are often borderline painful and there is nothing more difficult than trying to 'go' and contort yourself so it actually goes into the bowl.
(Listening ladies? We got your 'secret men's business' right here.)
I didn't like the movie Threesome that much, ok but not brilliant, and Josh Whatsisname is cuter imho than the Baldwin.
"Josh Whatsisname is cuter imho than the Baldwin
[Audible intake of breath]
*GASP*
I have to side with Andrew on this one, B. Not a fan of any Baldwin brother, unless you're talking Adam. Break me off a piece of a man named Jayne any day of the week. I saw "Serenity" again this weekend.
Although, I have to admit I've been charmed by big, fat, old Alec during this season of "Will and Grace". He's got impeccable comic timing. Who knew? I'd hit that.
Adam Baldwin is teh sexy, Stephen Baldwin looks like he needs a scrub down with something antiseptic.
Ignore them Stephen, I still loves ya Bro. You are wayyyy sexy Dude. You can join me on my bed anytime to dance to the Boom Shak-a-Lak song:
Wine your body wriggle your belly
Dip and go down in a new stylee
Wine and go up wine and go down
Bubble and a rock in the new style around
You fe line it up
You fe wine it up
Do the boom shack-a-lak
Till the dancehall full up
The boom shack-a-lak it are the brand new style
Wicked say it wicked Jah Jah no say it wild
The raggamuffin style fe the discipline child
Dip and go down ca it well versatile
You fe move fe your waist move fe your back
Wine and go down
Do the shack-a-lak-a-lak
Get in a groove ca you are the top notch
Bubble and a wine gal right pon the spot
Wine your body ...
[PS. If need be sweetie, I am happy to give you a sponge bath using a large bottle of Detol, m'kay?]
Actually I saw a pic of the non-actor wheelchair bound Baldwin brother, he was very attractive. Adam still wins hands down.
Hands down where? ;-)
..and big hands too.
and we all know what that means, huh?
Big gloves ... usually :-(
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