Monday, October 24, 2005

Life's too short for you to die, so grab yourself an alibi

I thought I shouldn't link so much to things I read on towleroad, but if it happens to be a video of a nekked Robbie Williams tweaking his nipples and shaking his dick at me (that's right,he's shaking it at ME, not you), you'll forgive me just this once (more), right? No, seriously. There's nipple tweaking. And dick shaking. And of course cheeky smirking. I heart Robbie's John Thomas.

Mario Testino portrait of Robbie Williams

28 comments:

The Other Andrew said...

So I'm guessing, long shot, that this is NSFW?

Michael said...

Dude, if I wasn't clear before, he actually SHAKES HIS DICK AROUND. So, yeah, NSFW. (at first I thought that was one of your psych acronyms).

The Other Andrew said...

Ok, we're all on the same page. So, dude, it'll be like hours before I can go home and check this out (it's 9am here), so one question... is it a nice dick? 'Cause I always thought that, you know, it'd be a nice one.

Michael said...

Well, he's flopping it so it's a bit blurry, and there is some text partially obscuring it, and you can't really go by me because it's been so long that you ring that bell and I'll salivate, but yes, it's nice. It'd do. It's fine. FOO-ine.
How many hours to go?

Bodhi said...

So unimpressed, but so in awe
Such a saint, but such a whore
So self-aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adament
I'm contemplating, thinkin' about thinkin'
It's overrated, just get another drink and
Watch me come undone


*Sigh*

Robbie is a Rock God, and an absolute hottie! I can't wait for him to tour Australia again (suposedly next year), I have already seem him in concert twice.

*Sigh*

The Other Andrew said...

Too many hours to go... oh, it's now 9.30! Yay, a half hour closer to home time. *sigh*

Ring that bell huh? You're totally Pavlov's bitch...

Michael said...

Is that what he calls it?

The Other Andrew said...

Ding!

Michael said...

It's really all about his face more than his John Thomas, but you knew that. He's so bad.

Michael said...

Although, the tight shot of the tattoos around his treasure trail? A close second.

The Other Andrew said...

Yeah, he's the total 'I dig sex, I will do things to you that you've only seen in movies' package, don't you think?

Michael said...

Besides me, who else would put Robbie's Union Jacks on his or her head?

wingedman said...

An American who's heard Robbie Williams! And who listens to Sugababes! You're a piece of work, Ohio. A nice piece.

freakgirl said...

I've been watching it over and over and over again. My husband is not too pleased, hee hee.

Robbie's not releasing his album here in the States or apparently doing any publicity here, either. Boo. I've only seen him once live and I'll probably have to travel overseas if I ever want to see him again.

Michael said...

Have you seen any tour dates? Let me know if you do. I will see him. I must.

Bluebunny said...

Waving over here - I'll go with you all.

luscious loulou said...

Did you know that if you go to amazon.com and search with Robbie that his cheekyness fills the page? And a Torso wall poster. What was the video with him stripping... with the uninterested rollergirls?

Aaah. Mind you, Robbie in a suit. Mmmm. "Swing when you're winning" is a fave of mine, with the fingersnapping and all.



loulou

Michael said...

bluebunny, I'm taking names. Seriously. It'd be a gas.

loulou, I'm with you. In whatever guise, he's teh sexy.

Bodhi said...

"What was the video with him stripping... with the uninterested rollergirls?

That would be Rock DJ, Loulou

luscious loulou said...

Thank you, bodhi. Yes. Yes. I'm bopping my head to it now. Cheeky bastard and oh so clevah and ripped.

And, wonder of wonders, I just remembered what Robbie's little body extravaganza reminds me of. Pillow Book with Ewan MacGregor!! Remember him standing nude with all those stories written on his flesh that the Publisher .... oh who cares. Ewan nude for absolute ages. Aaaah so replayable.


loulou

The Other Andrew said...

I love 'Pillow Book' - but then I'm a sucker for Peter Greenaway films. (I would add that I'm a sucker for Ewan's... never mind, too rude!) Ewan gets his kit off in quite a few films, and yes in Pillow Book he strides around full frontal nekkid for ages. Mind you, if you got it flaunt it girlfriend.

Michael said...

How is it that I've never seen Ewan's tackle then? Is it ostentatious?

And Bodhi, Rock DJ! Yay. So I've resolved to see Mr. Williams come hell, high water or international dateline. Give me the 411 if you hear anything about tour dates.

Bodhi said...

"So I've resolved to see Mr. Williams come hell, high water or international dateline."

Mikey, once I know the details and aside from The Kid (who is also a huge Robbie fan), you will be the first to know of Mr Williams tour dates. And when it comes to international datelines, I will give you the phone number for Qantas and my phone number and address later ;-)

FYI - MY FAVOURITE SONG TO SING IN THE SHOWER
And through it all he offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life wont break me
When I come to call he won't forsake me
I'm loving Rabbit instead


Anyhoo ...

Oh my Brad, I heart Pillow Book. What with my love of all things Japanese, including calligraphy (hello, I have a number of Kanji tattoo's people) and Ewan nekkid, need I say more? Thought not.

I have been after the DVD for ever and a day, but its just not been available. But guess what! - I just checked with EzyDVD here in Oz and its now been released (20 Oct 2005) and is available! Talk about timing, people. Woo hoooo!

If anyone is looking for me, I will be nekkid with Ewan in my bedroom, m'kay

The Other Andrew said...

Mike, 'ostentatious' is a nice word for Ewan's tackle. 'Substantial' would also be good. There's a reason he's not shy about showin'.

Michael said...

I'm netflixing that 'Pillow' bidness as we type.

luscious loulou said...

Gotta say. I'm listening to Virginradio.co.uk as usual. Right now, it's Robbie's "Angels".

Just had the "Man with the child in his eyes" and then new Kate Bush and Coldplay's "Fix You" - brings a tear, it's so sweet. "...stuck in rev-er-erse. ... Could it be worse. Lights will gui-i-ide you home, and ignite your bones. And I will tryyyyy to fix you." I'm such a sucker for the melancholy melodrama. *sniff*

loulou

Michael said...

By now you'll not be surprised that is a playlist out of my dreams. ::jotting down URL::

I love the Coldplay and Mr. Martin. I've said it before. He's so earnest and fuzzy and he bleats. He's a lamb, really.

luscious loulou said...

He's so earnest and fuzzy and he bleats. He's a lamb, really.

Like a little boy from his bath and you drape a thick, warm towel over his wet head and dry his hair, then his squeaky bod as he's gigglin' from under the towel while you're saying, "What? Wha-aat?" and ticklin' him.

I've dried a "fresh from the bath" boy or two, I have. :P


loulou