I thought I shouldn't link so much to things I read on towleroad, but if it happens to be a video of a nekked Robbie Williams tweaking his nipples and shaking his dick at me (that's right,he's shaking it at ME, not you), you'll forgive me just this once (more), right? No, seriously. There's nipple tweaking. And dick shaking. And of course cheeky smirking. I heart Robbie's John Thomas.
Mario Testino portrait of Robbie Williams