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Monday, October 24, 2005
I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba die
Holy smurf, it's come to this. Take the test. See which smurf you are! It's been a long day. I'm Brainy. I was sure I'd be Smurfette. Or maybe Vanity. Color me surprised. I mean smurfy, color me smurfy.
Oh for smurfs sake, I'm Brainy as well. You have got to be smurfing kidding me here? Its mean really, I would have thought it totally obvious to all concerned that I am clearly as smurf as all smurf.
But then ...hmmmmm, where is that cute twinkie smurf Vanity gone to? Methinks I could use my smarts to give him a right smurfing. Yeah! Forget Papa Smurf, who's your daddy now, bitch!
[The folloing is edited due to extremely Blue content - Brainy leaves happily singing..]
Painter Smurf? He's, well, kinda smurfy. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I thought of you today on my way to the gym and started singing "Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred stitches, how do you measure, measure a queer?" I know it makes no sense, but it's nonsensical in the MOST complimentary way, I promise.
I LOVE nonsensical compliments! (My inherent self-deprecating nature secretely sees all compliments directed at me as nonsensical - but let's not open that part of my psyche shall we?)
So a 'smurfy' Smurf? I can work with that, I can embrace my inner Smurf, appreciate my inner 'smurf nature'...
I got Brainy too! It sucks! Everyone hates Brainy. He should just join forces with Gargamel and eat his brethren for breakfast, what with everyone ignoring him and/or belittling his ideas.
(Ba dum bum, tish! Try the veal, I'm here all week.)
The biggest compliment I could pay you, is to not sing at you. Trust me.
Anyhoo, what the hell am I doing with all you Brainiacs? Can you answer me that, professors? I'm off to find where the hipster artsy types are hanging...
wingedman, Brainy was kind of a blowhard, wasn't he? Hmmm..... What was that cat's name yet? Andrew, I am a Rent Boy in a sense. In the sense you meant, another pipedream. Just to be objectified, would make me feel real and the pay would be gravy.
Michael, what all of us falling over each for your attention isn't enough? :-) Ok, the pay would be good, I grant you that. Those two bits add up. (ouch)
Azrael sounds like the name of an avenging angel, you know 'flaming sword' stizz. I have no idea why, and Christian mythology is not my strong suit.
I've never seen these guys in action, actually. I do remember reading books about Moomins. Some Scandinavian-type creations with rather large mushrooms or something. I was a helluva library-rat as a child. But all is lost in the fog of time, sadly and obviously.
So, you and dear Other Andrew are both Painter Smurf. I honestly can't recall that one. I'm sure he was smurfy, but a bit player. Well, like your Moomins, the smurfs live in mushroom houses, they are all blue, they are all men, save one whiny tzatskele named 'Smurfette'. Not sure how the whole reproduction dynamic went down there. There was a baby Smurf I believe.
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
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Oh for smurfs sake, I'm Brainy as well. You have got to be smurfing kidding me here? Its mean really, I would have thought it totally obvious to all concerned that I am clearly as smurf as all smurf.
But then ...hmmmmm, where is that cute twinkie smurf Vanity gone to? Methinks I could use my smarts to give him a right smurfing. Yeah! Forget Papa Smurf, who's your daddy now, bitch!
[The folloing is edited due to extremely Blue content - Brainy leaves happily singing..]
La La Laa Laa Laaa Laaa, La La La La Laaa
La La Laa Laa Laaa Laaa, La La La La Laaa
Edited due to extremely BLUE content. Love that.
I don't wanna be Brainy. I do love to DO brainy, though. It somehow satisfies me to make really smart people make really stupid sounds.
How do you feel about banging creative types?... 'cause I got your 'Painter' right here!
I'm not that familiar with the Smurfs, is this a good thing to be?
Painter Smurf? He's, well, kinda smurfy. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I thought of you today on my way to the gym and started singing "Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred stitches, how do you measure, measure a queer?" I know it makes no sense, but it's nonsensical in the MOST complimentary way, I promise.
I LOVE nonsensical compliments! (My inherent self-deprecating nature secretely sees all compliments directed at me as nonsensical - but let's not open that part of my psyche shall we?)
So a 'smurfy' Smurf? I can work with that, I can embrace my inner Smurf, appreciate my inner 'smurf nature'...
I wish someone would sing me a nonsensical compliment using a song from 'Rent', someday.
I got Brainy too! It sucks! Everyone hates Brainy. He should just join forces with Gargamel and eat his brethren for breakfast, what with everyone ignoring him and/or belittling his ideas.
P/S I make really stupid sounds all the time.
Michael is a Rent boy.
(Ba dum bum, tish! Try the veal, I'm here all week.)
The biggest compliment I could pay you, is to not sing at you. Trust me.
Anyhoo, what the hell am I doing with all you Brainiacs? Can you answer me that, professors? I'm off to find where the hipster artsy types are hanging...
wingedman,
Brainy was kind of a blowhard, wasn't he? Hmmm.....
What was that cat's name yet?
Andrew, I am a Rent Boy in a sense. In the sense you meant, another pipedream. Just to be objectified, would make me feel real and the pay would be gravy.
"Hmmm.....
What was that cat's name yet?"
That would be Azrael, Mikey.
Michael, what all of us falling over each for your attention isn't enough? :-) Ok, the pay would be good, I grant you that. Those two bits add up. (ouch)
Azrael sounds like the name of an avenging angel, you know 'flaming sword' stizz. I have no idea why, and Christian mythology is not my strong suit.
I think I know why, A. Azrael was the Angel of Death in Good Omens, a far better source for Christian mythology than those dusty ol' testaments.
Yup, right, that's the reference I was thinking of. Well spotted. I loves me the Good Omens. So funny.
Painter.
I've never seen these guys in action, actually. I do remember reading books about Moomins. Some Scandinavian-type creations with rather large mushrooms or something. I was a helluva library-rat as a child. But all is lost in the fog of time, sadly and obviously.
loulou
So, you and dear Other Andrew are both Painter Smurf. I honestly can't recall that one. I'm sure he was smurfy, but a bit player. Well, like your Moomins, the smurfs live in mushroom houses, they are all blue, they are all men, save one whiny tzatskele named 'Smurfette'. Not sure how the whole reproduction dynamic went down there. There was a baby Smurf I believe.
Smurf gang bang.
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