If you're like me, when you hear that Nate Berkus AND Ricky Martin are going to be on Oprah Monday, you're fixin' to record it. You also find your excitement funny, if you're like me.
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Me, in a nutsack. I mean shell.
- Michael
- Ohio, United States
- I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK? Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
Animike
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Mikey, you know how I feel about The Nate (although prefer the short preppier hair look, but whatever) and say what you like about Miss Martin, dude is beautiful.
They hook up, too much to ask for? Oh, and there's a photographer...
Of course you meant videographer. They're both so pretty. Check out Ricky's new album cover. He's all butch and shit.
Wow, Ricky can act too?
Of course I meant videographer, sorry it's the drugs talking.
Well, he ain't winning no Oscar, is he?
A Tony, maybe.
Jazz Hands!
(...and Spirit Fingers)
yay, Spirit Fingers! Sparky Pulastri smiles upon you.
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