Tuesday, October 11, 2005

You're my guy, just what the doctor ordered, so sweet, you make my mouth water

Note to the editors of Men's Fitness magazine: If I want to see pictures of Carmen fucking Electra, I'll buy Maxim. Stick to the rippling eye candy, masculine variety.

NO:


YES:

7 comments:

Stephen in Atlanta said...

THANK YOU, Michael. If I wanted to see the upper, I'd have a subscription to Sports Illustrated (as if).

The Other Andrew said...

That's the magazine's one obligatory 'see, not so gay after all' issue I'm guessing. Makes all the metrosexuals feeling better about themselves...

Michael said...

'As if' indeed, Stephen. Like Andrew said, it's a token nod to the metros and old, paunchy straight dudes, but we all know better. It's like putting Pam Anderson on the cover of Details.

How fucking hot is John Cena, though, all padlocked and whatnot? I may just have to check out this wrestling. It's Professional, yo.

Xtine said...

damn you are funny.


Btw, I did as you requested.

Michael said...

I'm checking it out, xtine. You see all the best shit!

wingedman said...

I'm with andrew (the other) on this one. One month out of the year the straights probably throw a revolt and demand tits on the cover.

I hope Men's Health doesn't go down those storm drains

Michael said...

Plus using a teaser like "Get hard abs strong enough for a night with me" under her? Color me nonplussed.