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Me, in a nutsack. I mean shell.
- Michael
- Ohio, United States
- I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK? Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
Animike
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THANK YOU, Michael. If I wanted to see the upper, I'd have a subscription to Sports Illustrated (as if).
That's the magazine's one obligatory 'see, not so gay after all' issue I'm guessing. Makes all the metrosexuals feeling better about themselves...
'As if' indeed, Stephen. Like Andrew said, it's a token nod to the metros and old, paunchy straight dudes, but we all know better. It's like putting Pam Anderson on the cover of Details.
How fucking hot is John Cena, though, all padlocked and whatnot? I may just have to check out this wrestling. It's Professional, yo.
damn you are funny.
Btw, I did as you requested.
I'm checking it out, xtine. You see all the best shit!
I'm with andrew (the other) on this one. One month out of the year the straights probably throw a revolt and demand tits on the cover.
I hope Men's Health doesn't go down those storm drains
Plus using a teaser like "Get hard abs strong enough for a night with me" under her? Color me nonplussed.
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