Tuesday, October 04, 2005

My sexy ass has got him in a new dimension, and I'm ready to do something to relieve this mission


OK, in case I didn't sell to the homos enough in that last post, I'm offering this fetching tableau for your viewing pleasure. Gentleman, meet Captain Tightpants.

PS Is this what a 'bender' feels like? It's nice.

15 comments:

freakgirl said...

Sweet.

Rich said...

Sweeter (scroll down for Captain Juicyass):

http://campblood.org/News/News.htm

Michael said...

Damn, boy's got cakes, rich!

Thanks. A lot.

The Other Andrew said...

I'm at work so willpower says I must not cruise borderline NSFW pics of Fillion's ass... but I'm guessing that's what that link is. Trust me, you must watch the gag reel on the Firefly DVD extras. The closing shot is a pic of said bubble butt. Quite amazing.

Michael said...

Yep, it's a screen capture of his bangin' ass. Damn. Dayum.

The Other Andrew said...

You could bounce a coin off that thing.

wingedman said...

He's certifiably hot! I've not watched Firefly or Serenity yet (not sure if it's coming to Malaysia) but I WILL DO SO.

I could ride in his cockpit all night long.

Michael said...

He was awesome in his short run as the evil preacher, Caleb, on "Buffy".

It's not like a really hot looking man of the cloth does anything special for me, though.....

Jen said...

It's not like a really hot looking man of the cloth does anything special for me, though.....

Psyche lock, meet key. Key, thy name is Father Hotpants, and thou art holy in the glory of the moonlight.

Michael said...

OK, confession time. I used to play tennis with this priest. He did nothing for me in shorts and a t-shirt. Well, not nothing. He had really good calves. You know that curve from the calf to the ankle on a man? It's good. Where was I? Oh, but in his frock and collar? Hmmmm. I don't know. I wanted to defile him, I suppose. Evil?

Michael said...

"thou art holy in the glory of the moonlight".....is that twisted yours, sister? Love it.

Jen said...

There is almost always a dirty joke nestled between the inner folds of my text. There are reasons why we get along so well right out of the gate, you know -- most of them sophomoric and inappropriate for polite company. ;)

Priests and nuns never did it for me, but teachers? Yummy. I think that all started with that blonde hottie who was screwing 16yo Billy on Soap back in 1979ish. I've never wanted to be a Baio so badly.

freakgirl said...

There is almost always a dirty joke nestled between the inner folds of my text.

:: falls over laughing ::

Michael said...

I'm guessing there is a Braille version of that text, jen.

Michael said...

Pondering confessional glory holes now. Has this blog peaked so soon?