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Friday, December 16, 2005
Is there something I should know?
It's never gonna be very fun telling all your sexual partners that you may have given them an STD. Until now! Cute and quirky e-cards will tell your 'friends' that the itch they've been experiencing isn't so mysterious after all.
I once had a guy accuse me of giving him an STD, despite the fact that I didn't have it (confirmed by testing). Then I later found out that he like to get his freak on by stiking foreign objects up his urethra (err, yuck), and probably gave himself an infection. He was suh an asshole about it that it was the deal breaker. Buhbye.
I think the accusation alone would be a near dealbreaker, even if he was a sweetheart about it. Sticks things up his urethra, huh? I'm so tempted to judge, but since I consider all my other orifices save that one as two way streets, I really shouldn't.
I saw a photo of a guy sticking something up his urethra one time, and man that shit is wrong. ::shudder:: Looks waaaay too much like a medical procedure.
I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK?
Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
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I once had a guy accuse me of giving him an STD, despite the fact that I didn't have it (confirmed by testing). Then I later found out that he like to get his freak on by stiking foreign objects up his urethra (err, yuck), and probably gave himself an infection. He was suh an asshole about it that it was the deal breaker. Buhbye.
Sticking... not stiking. Oy.
I think the accusation alone would be a near dealbreaker, even if he was a sweetheart about it.
Sticks things up his urethra, huh? I'm so tempted to judge, but since I consider all my other orifices save that one as two way streets, I really shouldn't.
It's just you and I around here then, sweets?
Seems so. We'll always have each other. :-)
I saw a photo of a guy sticking something up his urethra one time, and man that shit is wrong. ::shudder:: Looks waaaay too much like a medical procedure.
Michael...there's someting I have to tell you...check your email. ;)
The last line warms the cockles of me heart-- Please take care of yourself
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