Friday, December 02, 2005

I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free


They make our cars, so why not mix our Appletinis? In a tentative step toward a future they've been promising us since the 70's (at least), ladies and gentleman, I'd like to introduce you to RoboBar, your android bartender. It's kinda cool, no question, but I'll have to check with Max to see if it's so tomorrow. My sister works for the company that is making these, so she'll be partly responsible when, inevitably, they go all CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! on our asses.
Added: For 200 G you can have this bitch in your rumpus room. Bets on how long til it shows up on Cribs?

6 comments:

Bodhi said...

M'kay, aside from the simple fact that I no longer drink the demon alcohol anymore, as do the vast majority of my friends, the main reason that I would even have bothered to drag my arse to a bar would be because of the cute bartenders. I mean lets face it, I was never there to socialize or appreciate the decor or ambience when all I wanted to do was get blotto. And hellooo, I can do that just as easy at home by myself people. But at a bar it was kinda nice to have a pretty ever-diminishing-in-focus face to flirt with and stare at as I walked my road to the inevitable oblivion that would occur. Hell, sometimes I even got lucky and woke up next morning with said bartender ...

Anyhoo ... so what the hell is the point of this now pour moi, huh, I ask you? Unless it can make virgins cocktails with lots of fruit and those cute little straws, umbrella's and swizzle sticks, or comes with some downloadable porn or an attachment that ... ummmm ... lets just say requires no batteries ... then what use is it for a recovering gay Buddhist?

*Sniff* Now thats a segment of the market that is just so overlooked these days. I'm shocked, I'm outraged, I'm appalled even. Mikey, be a dear and get your sister to send over a Market Research guy to my place will ya, and he can question me a length about my product needs.

Oh yeah, and tell her that it would help if the guy happened to be really cute ...

yaniboy said...

Is anyone else having flashbacks to Yul Brynner in Westworld?

*shudder*

Michael said...

Bodhi, I got all the personal robot you need right here, bitch. And I vacuum after.

Yani, you know robots. Sure, they're handy at first, but eventually they're gonna run amok. I wonder how they made Yul's face so effervescent?

Bodhi said...

Ooooooh! You had me at personal. You know how I just lurve that personal touch, Mikey.

And the sucking of course, gotta love the whole sucking thing. Just one question: I assume that attachment is reversible? ;-)

Michael said...

As is so often the case at Casa ME, things are more multi-functional than they first appear.

Bodhi said...

:-D