Friday, June 16, 2006

I wanna man who's gonna rock me like my backbone was his own

Inspired by the immeasurably hot (and surprisingly dom) Charlie, I decided to share the contents of my (heart?)(401K?)(psych eval?) fridge. Or more specifically, the contents of my grocery sack, which contained the following: Posted by PicasaWill you heap me with praise or derision? When did I get so fucking SENSIBLE? And TIGHT-ASSED? Does the wine help at all? I blame it on Fitday, which I've gone on and on about, for making me so conscious of my food choices. Also, some blame should be shared with my persistent notion that if I have a really tight chassis, maybe somebody will love it. I mean me. Love me.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

First of all, that is WAY too healthy of a selection. You couldn't throw some cookies or something in the cart too? Wow. That's willpower.

freakgirl said...

You know he hid the potato chips and cookies out of frame. ;)

I kid. I am so over FitDay. It was stressing me out. Maybe I'll come back to it soon, when all this craziness in my life is over. I'm still incorporating the things I've learned from it into daily life, so hopefully some good habits will stick.

Michael said...

I know, Maddie, exactly my point. I haven't been treating myself much because I'm constantly assessing the caloric cost. I totally SUCK now. I'm sure I'll get over it. I have been Frango-ing myself thanks to a birthday present from a prettyboy (but really a man) I know. Loves me some Frango.

FG, the funniest thing is that if I'd taken the same photo a few years back, the frame would be filled with Diet Pepsi and frozen pizzas. I can see where Fitday can be frustrating. It totally plays into my personality, so it's working for me. Maybe too well. I need to lighten up on it a little. And live a little. Cuz seriously, that was what I bought. The checkout girl said, "Geesh, I'd hate to be one of your kids."

Anonymous said...

Mmmm strawberries - wheres the chocolat?

Jen said...

You know, it doesn't have to be either/or. I'm a big fan of the both/and. I buy all the good-for-me stuff, then I hit both the candy aisle and the Fudgesicles.

freakgirl said...

I'm with Jen. I'm trying to avoid denying myself, because then I end up bingeing. I make little bargains instead. We went out for dinner the other night and ate like kings, so the next night we did grilled salmon and steamed veggies. I loved both meals.

Michael Guy said...

OMG! NO pasta!? NO sugary-'diet' soda?! NO cheese cake?! How do you expect us to do GOLDEN GIRLS?! Though I know exactly how the strawberries should be eaten. And it ain't in a bowl, sweetie darlin'.

:: Blanche whipping cream here ::

The Other Andrew said...

Where's the cucumber?

(Yes, doesn't it?!)

Anonymous said...

Well it looks like there are some greenish bananas - of course one must behave they are $9.99 a kilo at the moment...

Anonymous said...

and this ain't NINE AND A HALF WEEKS with a twist...okay i'm going ; )

Michael said...

I didn't mean to imply this is what I fill my fridge with EVERY week. This weekend I had a YOOOOGE pastrami sandwich with cole slaw and Russian dressing on it. I could barely get my mouth around it. Better?

Moominmama said...

I'm impressed except for the wine. Yellow Tail is a crap vineyard.

Nice gorgonzola, tho.

Michael said...

Well, I'm a low rent character, CB, hence the crap wine.

Anonymous said...

"I could barely get my mouth around it. Better?" !!! Uh no, i think we are still running on a theme here michael ; )

Michael said...

PS I actually love the Yellowtail, in case that wasn't clear....especially the shiraz.