Happy Birthday to ME! I can say that, right? It's tomorrow, but feel free to shower me with gifts and sentiments today, y'all.
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Me, in a nutsack. I mean shell.
- Michael
- Ohio, United States
- I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK? Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
Animike
10 comments:
Ha!!!
Happy Birthday, gorgeous.
Trust me, I'm not all that in real life. ;)
But I bet you are.
"Birthday snaps" big guy! I hope your day is all that you wish for. And then some. Got cake? YUM!
Have the best birthday ever, fellow Gemini!
I still have 9 days to go until mine. :)
I'm sure you are as interesting and witty in person as you are on here!
Happy birthday, dude.
Just gotta say, that pic would be so much better if his hands were at his sides and the cake stayed where it is!
You guys! Thanks for all the birthday bon mots. I did NOT get the pedi, but not for lack of trying. Can you believe that shit? And no comped products even. Sheesh. I bring them pie, I bring them cupcakes, I tip exhorbitantly and this is the thanks I get? A great haircut? That's it? Oh, I'm kidding no one. I LOVE my salon.
Michael, sweetness. Happy birthday to the both of you, girlfriends!
Have a truly wonderful day. Diet be damned, right? Oh and dude, I don't buy it. If you were only 20% as funny and sexy as you are here then you'd still be a major snack. MAJOR.
Seriously, meeting you online has been a big part of the joy my blog, and yours of course, have given me. You're very special. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday gorgeous vous! You know you can take your present out in 'trade', right? Ooooh, I'll give you your present but good baby ...
MWAH!
Hmmmmm. And the pic - do you get to blow that all by yourself,or might you need some assistanc? ;-)
I'm a major snack, Andrew? You know me, so you know there are no sweeter words in the language. I echo your sentiment. The best part of blogging has been meeting a few folks who really turn my crank, and not just in the obvious way. Someday I have to sit with you over cocktails, darling. Maybe soon.
Bodhi, ::doing the math in my head:: Yay! That's lots of trade, cuz you're/we're really cheap, right? Our would be a homance for the ages, brotha. Muah!
Happy belated, Michael. Sorry I couldn't be there to give you a big birthday gift in person, but maybe next time on the way through.
Hope your day was a happy one.
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