A: Ignore the Glory Be and continue focusing on my Glory Hole fantasy.
B: Turn to the stockboy at the next stall and say, "I've got something interesting here for you to look at."
C: Become overwhelmed with the power of the Spirit and get saved mid-piss (which would SCREAM for a golden shower baptism, wouldn't it?).
D: Toss the Jesus papers in the can as I walked out to buy froufrou personal care products, organic coffee, high-tech underwear, and accent pillows.
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I can't think of a better place for that book than the bathroom.
*tears off sheet to use as loo roll*
This religious tract reminds me of the apostle peter. Can I hear some snaps for peter's teachings?
:: bada bing! ::
You people crack my ass up. And definite snaps from me, MG. I've long been an acolyte of peter.
Hey, let's here it for peter!
I'm guessing A, then B, then D... right? ;)
TOA, there's no denying peter!
yaniboy, it's like you're in my head.
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