Ever have a nagging feeling that you're just NOT as fresh down there as you could be? Just a little dirty South? Yeah, me too. Ever thought of trying some Lysol? On the one hand I figure this can't be real, but on the other I must admit that it would make your bizness a little more palatable to me, ladies. No offense.
This came courtesy of my favorite lesbian (holla, Jen!), so that does lend it an air of authenticity, no?
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She said it can also be a dessert topping.
Hee!
Just surfed here.
Doesn't sound like it could get any more sterile than this.
Btw, I see you like Neil Gaiman as well. Excellent taste there!
I deeply love "Stardust" and "Neverwhere". I haven't even delved into Sandman yet. How good is it going to be for me?
Seems impossible at first glance, but I guess if you can trust your home to Lysol, then it's not that big a leap to trusting them with your genitalia. I say that as a man who has trusted his in just about anyone's hands, though.
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