Monday, September 05, 2005

Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm dressed so fresh, so clean

Ever have a nagging feeling that you're just NOT as fresh down there as you could be? Just a little dirty South? Yeah, me too. Ever thought of trying some Lysol? On the one hand I figure this can't be real, but on the other I must admit that it would make your bizness a little more palatable to me, ladies. No offense.
This came courtesy of my favorite lesbian (holla, Jen!), so that does lend it an air of authenticity, no?

5 comments:

Michael said...

She said it can also be a dessert topping.

Jen said...

Hee!

Anonymous said...

Just surfed here.

Doesn't sound like it could get any more sterile than this.

Btw, I see you like Neil Gaiman as well. Excellent taste there!

Michael said...

I deeply love "Stardust" and "Neverwhere". I haven't even delved into Sandman yet. How good is it going to be for me?

Michael said...

Seems impossible at first glance, but I guess if you can trust your home to Lysol, then it's not that big a leap to trusting them with your genitalia. I say that as a man who has trusted his in just about anyone's hands, though.