Saturday, September 03, 2005

Got some dirt on my shoulder, could you brush it off for me?

If you're like me, you can't get yourself to watch E's Kill Reality despite your best efforts. Even with Reichen, faggoty former winner of The Amazing Race, on that shit, I just can't. Despite that, I do hanker for a lil' taste of Mr. Lemkuhl now and again. Check out his bizness, folks. I hear he's brushed that Chip off his shoulder, and he seems to be no worse for it, huh? I'm once again wishing that Ralph's Polo Black really did smell like Eau de Man Fresh From The Shower.

10 comments:

Will said...

Fabulous blog honey!

Gimme some Eau de Man Fresh From The Shower anytime!

Can I add you to my links?

Michael said...

I'm so glad you came, wingedman! Been loving you (and your tiara) for a few weeks now. Link me good, baby.

The Other Andrew said...

Mike honey, you've arrived - you got blog spam!

::sniff::

My little girl's all grown up...

Anyhoo, Reichen is indeed the business and even though I wanted there to be a Happy Ever After for him and Chip, because I am a kind person, I always thought Reichen seemed to be the nicer guy in that relationship. Oh, and he's ex-military so you know he just may still have the uniform somewhere... *sigh*.

Michael said...

Yeah, my spam cherry got popped last week some time and now I'm practically raggedy already from gettin' it rough and regular.

Reichen is just too pretty to be interesting over the long haul. That's what I tell myself anyway.

Will said...

Now YOU can prevent spam too! Just activate "Show word verification for comments" in your Dashboard under settings-->comments.

Smegma, the CAN-Spam Bear

Michael said...

Thanks, Smegma!
If only there were always a helpful bear just when I need one...

freakgirl said...

Michael, I met Reichen about two years ago at an Amazing Race party (because I am a giant nerd), and he was a very chatty and sweet guy. He even introduced us to his parents!

Try to ignore how fug I look in the pic, please:

http://tinyurl.com/8ocht

Michael said...

Shutup! You met Mr. and Mrs. Lemkuhl?
So in addition to being honed of body and chiseled of face, Reichen is also chatty and sweet? If there's any justice, he has a tiny peepee.
I've said it before, but if I was living there, I'd have been geeking out right by your side. Well, except for shoving you out of the way to get to Reichen.

freakgirl said...

I didn't check on his peepee, but yeah, he was a nice guy to us. :)

Bodhi said...

Hmmmmmmmmm. Studs'n'suds

Bodhi :-)
Sydney