I mentioned television in a recent post (see: all), so it was inevitable the thread would eventually lead to hot reality stars. In this particular instance, we considered my favorite subset of these stars, namely, twins who have been photographed naked in homo-erotic poses. The Riker twins, decidedly straight contestants from TAR Season 3, are seen here catering to their fan base.
This has me thinking about the whole gay for pay phenomenon in queer porn. Here's my question. Is this shit real? Straight guys, is there enough money out there for you to fuck a dude? If so, what's your price, bro? Any wiggle room? I'm guessing most guys are shuddering on one end and shaking on the other right now. Societal conditioning is some strong bidness. The reverse often isn't true. I, like many other homos, have fucked a few women. I wish I could say that I was lying to myself as much as to them at the time. The denial defense, yo. Sadly though, while I was ready to bone and ready for dome with these ladies, it was a stash of gay porn that welcomed me home. Hey, that was pretty, wasn't it? Like poetry. Or a prayer. As for the pay part, the last woman I was ever with had a place in NY, a place in London and her own fucking plane. I was set, man. She was similar in voice and stature to Jared Leto, so things were going OK until she kept insisting, "Open your eyes! Open your eyes!" So close.
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Those pictures freak me out. It seems odd to do erotic modeling with your own brother. It brings too many icky things to my mind when I should just be thinking about how hot they are.
And because I am a TAR stalker, I do have a picture of Drew and I somewhere, but I can't find it right now. He's got all his clothes on, though.
The photo is somewhere in one of my albums...I don't have it scanned. Anyway, I'm not exactly sure which one I was standing with, to be honest.
Oooh Hot HOT pics! Which red-blooded man (gay or str8) hasn't fantasised about doing it with twins? I mean one hot person is good enough but double the same and !!!!!!!
I'd certainly never do women. I'm like, gay since birth or something. I never even had a girlfriend (although that speaks more about my lack of social skills than anything).
I've been this way since birth too, wingedman, I just have a stubborn streak a mile long.
"Which red-blooded man (gay or str8) hasn't fantasised about doing it with twins?"
Wingedman, I have actually done the deed with twins. And although they were quite the young hotness (as I was too, at the time, *sigh*), unfortunately for me they were twin sisters. And speaking of a bit "icky" watching twins pose together, then how do you think it would feel to be a then closeted gay man and watch them actually ... ohhhh .... never mind.
Any twin brothers out there who are up for some hotness should contact me immediately. I am nothing if not prepared to be thorough in my whole exploration of the twin thing. I don't want to prematurely jump to any conclusions here, you understand.
And oh yeah, I have been this way since birth too. Aside from the whole closeted lets just proove that I can sleep with women thing, I also happened to be a guy with a high sex drive.
Ok, so I was just a guy.
Anyhoo, being the randy little bastard that I was, for a while there I was prepared to put that thing just about anywhere if it would get me off. Men, women, inaminate objects, I really didn't care.
Ummmm ... I am gonna stop myself here. M'kay?
*smiles sweetly and innocently*
Twin sisters? When I saw that I groaned a little and not in a good way. I've slept with women and it was serviceable, but doing twin sisters would be akin to ironing with one hand while paying bills with the other. The only good thing would be that you'd get it over quicker maybe than if you had to do them consecutively.
It was certainly an interesting experience with the twin sisters, Mikey. Mix one part macho closeted Who da man! freak proud of his conquest, one part gay man inner-screaming ohhh, this is sooooo wrong on so many levels, and one part ohhh she can't do that while her sister .... oh my .... OH MY .... yes, she can!
Evidently, its indeed possible to be truly horrified and yet incredibly horny and turned on all at the same time. In the immortal words of Rabbit, "I don't have issues, I am the issue!".
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