I agree with Andrew that pretty is nice, but funny is better. If brotha wants to bring both though....
Have you all heard his CD? How is that?
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- Michael
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8 comments:
I don't want to have to cut you, sweetie, but if you don't immediately STEP THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY MAN, I am going to take off the earrings and the heels and beat you into the ground.
Ahem.
I just bought his CD today. He's my favorite. I've loved him for years and years.
::wags finger::
So he prolly tired of your lovin' girl and he lookin' fo some freshies.
oh no you dint.
Mein Gott! I've hear you all talking about Dane Cook, but Jeebus H Cripes I had no idea. Um, wow.
...and funny too? Yikes, I think I might explode.
This is one of my favorite pictures of him:
http://www.staticnoise.net/photos/danecook/articlesmall02.jpg
I'm kind of late to the Dane Cook party (I just bought his old cd, Harmful If Swallowed) but I love him. (from afar, freakgirl (; of course) I was listening to his old cd in my car for the first time and I was laughing so hard I couldn't see to drive. That man cracks. me. up. and is majorly hot, bonus.
Andrew, Ich liebe when you exclaim auf Deutsch. He is hot. I have seen him on a few talk shows and have heard the freakgirl wax hysteric, but I never really heard his standup til now after seeing him working that jeans-tee combo.
FG, good call, sweetie, and I say that quietly as I back away slowly with my hands shielding my nards and hoping you don't go for the jugulars.
Maddie, I thought the same thing only instead of bonus I thought boner.
If only Blogger comments could cope with umlauts, I'd be like going all Deutsch on yo' ass. (I can sneak in a bit of Japanese too... that's hott. I got your romance languages right here.)
Speaking of hot, to use an Engleism 'Dane Cook is wearing those jeans'. Oh, and re your 'boner comment'; isn't having a todger just the most remarkable in-built arbiter of taste? Like a barometer, or maybe a Magic 8 Ball.
Do I like this?... All indicators say YES.
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