La la la, la la la la la

Even if Kylie isn't, I am daring to think about it. As long as I'm dreaming big with the smelling and the book sharing and the knowing all his orifi with my tongue (I didn't mention that one before, but I'm adding it now, as I can and will without prior notice at my discretion) it wouldn't hurt if he looked like this morsel of pan-Asian goodness. Apologies in advance if that is offensive to anyone in the pan-Asian community. My dick and I think he's a tasty bit so it was just a little reference to some of our favorite gustatory weaknesses. He's Carl Ng.